[DevilsDuck]

Annoying me today

The complete lack of understanding of Toilet Etiquette that youngsters have today!

their are 4 urinals in the toilets at work

To make this easy to understand i will name the urinals 1, 2, 3 and 4 and they are in a line along a wall!

I go into the toilets, nobody at any urinal.....i go straight to 4 so that nobody has to walk behind me to get to a free urinal and is far enough away from urinal 1 so the next person doesnt have to come to close!

someone walks in....they dont go to urinal 1.....no no no

they dont go to urinal 2...........

they go to urinal 3.......right next to MY urinal

I just dont get it!

Its simple to understand and everyone i know seems to know about toilet ettiquette, just not the youth of today!

[Vivienne]

I've never heard of toilet etiquette until you mentioned it. Good God.

[rustybike]

Even I understand the etiquette... it was even mentioned in Brainiac once! Going on that though... Maybe they wanted to compare the goods?

[Andy B]

That's just wrong....although I'm not so sure about choosing numer 4 either...I would have defaulted for number 3 as while you can't stand too close to someone, standing too far away is also a crime...thus choosing the one that's furthest even when there's no-one in there is seen as having something to hide or a fear of strangers....

I've developed a very complex equation on this as to exactly which urinal you should choose depending on a number of different circumstances, layout and design as well.

Can't remember it though.

[Vivienne]

Good God. Did you know, btw, that if you are looking sideways, the other person's penis will look bigger (it's an optical illusion apparently). My friend's hubby told me this.

[Andy B]

I'm glad to say I have no idea whether this is true or not but it sounds like a myth to me.

[Vivienne]

hmmm. yeah, it does a bit.

[rustybike]

Good God. Did you know, btw, that if you are looking sideways, the other person's penis will look bigger (it's an optical illusion apparently). My friend's hubby told me this.

"My friend" yeah ok... uh huh...

[Andy B]

Oh dear viv, been cross dressing and cottaging again have we?

[Vivienne]

eh?

[DevilsDuck]

well, i wouldnt say i have anything to hide, but i still dont want to stand to close!

i think i do have a fear of strangers though, especially when they have their wang out!

[Vivienne]

Oh dear viv, been cross dressing and cottaging again have we?

get stuffed. I can't possibly know these things unless people tell me.

[Andy B]

Yes but you can't LOOK as if you have a fear of strangers with their Vera hanging out.....

In very simplistic terms the rule is not too close and not too far.....

[rustybike]

Wiki: "Cottaging is a gay slang term referring to anonymous male-male sex in a public lavatory (a cottage or tea-room), or to the practice of cruising for sexual partners in public lavatories with the intention of having sex elsewhere."

[Vivienne]

I think I will bow neatly out of this conversation.

[Andy B]

I'm glad Rusty said that...I wasn't gonna be the one to ecxplain it.

[Vivienne]

It was interesting to have it "ecxplained".. never heard of the term before.

[foot-loose]

Is viv a gay guy?

[Andy B]

No she's a gay cross dresser. She hangs out in men's lavvys to look at their goodies!

[foot-loose]

I can think of worse ways to spend a Saturday morning I guess.

[Bonanzoid]

I hate people that don't adhere to urinal etiquette. Does my tits in, it does.

I think I will bow neatly out of this conversation.

Do this more often!

[Ezza]

I can't find my cash card.

[Yudster]

I have nettle stings all up my legs. They were out for revenge because I sprayed them with weedkiller. The last laugh will be mine though. mwahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MK Chris]

[That long post about urinals and toilet etiquette]

I hate urinals. In fact, I have an absolute hatred of public toilets and if I can avoid it, I won't go at all. If I do have to go, I won't use the urinal. It's really strange (people maybe didn't want to know this, but I'm going to say it anyway) that I have no problem parading round with little or nothing on in public, yet I can't piss when there are people about even if I'm desperate.

[Yudster]

You a naked nudey person? You have a suntanned dingle? I never knew this about you Topher!