[MikeyD]

I'm hoping somebody can answer a question that has been bugging for days! What is it Fiona Bruce says in the clip played where she insinuates that she slept with Chris Moyles last night as I can't remember the terminology or quote that she uses?

[Console]

Was it the 'Carnal knowledge' clip?

[MikeyD]

You are a legend that has been bugging me for days so pointless yet annoying!

[S4B]

You are a legend that has been bugging me for days so pointless yet annoying!

Console's not pointless or annoying - well not often!

[foot-loose]

But he is a legend?

[S4B]

Naturally, and in his own lifetime too!

[Yudster]

Well, in his own lunchtime maybe.

[Vivienne]

But he is a legend?

He's kind of like spaghetti gone slightly sideways.

[Yudster]

I think Viv is having pasta issues.

[Vivienne]

hmmm. I wonder if this is a nice post. I've got her on "foes". hmmm

[Console]

Pointless soliloquy aside, what is 'spaghetti gone slightly sideways'?

[Vivienne]

Console: It's kind of like, as follows:- A person who is in all areas (like you), observing everything, being smart (though sometimes annoying - too pedantic), a person with so many bits, he gets kind of wrapped up in his own bits.

[Console]

So spaghetti, gone slightly sideways, is like a person? Sounds like nonsense to me; but, then again, what did I expect?

[Vivienne]

It's a good description of you. What you may see if you looked in a mirror.

[Console]

No it isn't, it's ridiculous, and too generalised to be even remotely useful.

[Yudster]

hmmm. I wonder if this is a nice post. I've got her on "foes". hmmm

Then you will never know!

[Vivienne]

No it isn't, it's ridiculous, and too generalised to be even remotely useful.

see! too generalised to be remotely useful = console!

[Console]

An interesting turn-around, but that's not what you said. Besides, if anything, I'm too specific, not too generalised.

Try using whatever sponge-based cake product it is that you have between your ears and think before posting next time (see, I can randomly try to insult you, too).

[Vivienne]

At least I use my brain, and not my genitals.

[Console]

Considering that your usual complaint about me is that I use my brain too often, I'm not actually sure what you're implying now. However, I won't retaliate by making a list of possible reasons as to why you don't get any use out of your genitals.

[Vivienne]

Excuse me, but, unlike you, I get plenty of use from my genitals. You wouldn't believe how much. I'd be surprised if you could even find your's

[Yudster]

Hang on - either he uses them too much or he can't find them. Make up your sponge Viv.

[Vivienne]

He tries to use them, but the apparatus ain't working

[Console]

Console[...] A person who is in all areas (like you), observing everything, being smart [..]

At least I use my brain, and not my genitals.

[...]unlike you, I get plenty of use from my genitals.[...]

Three posts and three contradictions (four if you conclude that her assertion that she uses her brain is also a contradiction). That's lower than average, are you feeling unwell today, Viv?

[Vivienne]

I'm feeling tired today, but other than that, OK.