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By MK Chris
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Ahem.. I'm not spending time in Clutton. I'm driving a printer there, setting it up and driving back again. Hopefully I'll be back in time for lunch.
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By SAV1OUR
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'The big long rollercoaster day, with Topher' - A day in the life of he..now that would be 'off the wall'!..Somebody sign the man up quick.
Or mayber Louis Theroux could use him as the base for his next mockumentary.

With special guest star SpaceBoy.
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By MK Chris
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That is your first ever post that's made me smile.

Well done.
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By Yudster
#337143
Ah, Markool - he loves his knitting does Markool.
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By S4B
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People not texting me back! It's getting on my nerves! How can someone swear he loves me 2 weeks ago and then not contact me for nearly 3 weeks! Why are men so mean? I guess he just scared himself, I said nothing to scare him!
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By Yudster
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S4B wrote:People not texting me back! It's getting on my nerves! How can someone swear he loves me 2 weeks ago and then not contact me for nearly 3 weeks! Why are men so mean? I guess he just scared himself, I said nothing to scare him!


Maybe he decided pretending to be in love with a married woman wasn't a great idea after all?
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By Yudster
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Sometimes. Also common is the following-

Gets drunk = says he is in love
Sobers up = pretends the whole thing never happened.
By Ballbag
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I've said it once, and I'll say it again. You got to ride a camel to get out of the desert. Be nice to that camel, cos you'll never know when you're gonna get stuck in the desert again.
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By Zoot
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Ballbag wrote:I've said it once, and I'll say it again. You got to ride a camel to get out of the desert. Be nice to that camel, cos you'll never know when you're gonna get stuck in the desert again.


Wow, that's so deep!
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By Andy B
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Annoying me is that I spent ages writing what I thought was a funny philosophical ciritique on the on-going argument in the "Dave's Drunk Tedious Link" thread that cited John Stuart Mill and referenced his most well known work "On Liberty" and had me using loads of big words and everything for comedic effect, only for Chris H to lock the damn thread before I'd posted it.......

Still, his website, his rules I guess...
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By DevilsDuck
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S4B wrote:People not texting me back! It's getting on my nerves! How can someone swear he loves me 2 weeks ago and then not contact me for nearly 3 weeks! Why are men so mean? I guess he just scared himself, I said nothing to scare him!


Men are mean because we like to pick up on the little things and ignore the big things

such as.....how did he swear he loved you two weeks ago and not have contacted you for three weeks, it makes no sense!

Did you swear that you love him back, or did you litterally say nothing, because if it was like those cringey moments in films where one person says "i love you" and the other says "yep", that could have scared him off!
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By DevilsDuck
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oh and annoying me today is leaving my keys in the front door when i went to work, having to go home to make sure i hadnt lost them and finding said keys in said front door and having to go back to work and stay 45 minutes late!

i hate Thursdays
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By Yudster
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I hate flying fish.
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