[Jono]

Not the actual Sophie I presume.

[Andy B]

I doubt it but a very sweet first post nonetheless so I second Mr Loose's welcoming comments.

[iain_smith]

You have to spare a thought for the poor sod that lives in the flat below Chris when hes on that treadmill.He must be on the phone to the seismological survey centre every day reporting an earthquakes just happened

[foot-loose]

See, as a diehard fan, you should know that he lives on the ground floor flat.

[Andy B]

Isn't it a basement flat?

[Console]

He has a conservatory, so I would think that it's ground floor.

[foot-loose]

Unless they can duct tape conservatorys onto the side of the buildings. It's strong stuff, that duct tape!

[Andy B]

You can have a basement flat with a conservatory, the front entrance is one level and the garden is on the other...in my house if you want to get to the garden you have to go downstairs through my basement!

[Console]

Or dug a massive hole in the ground to attach it to a basement flat, of course.

Edit: Can it really be classed as a basement flat if it's level with the ground?

[Andy B]

It's all to do with the front entrance apparently.......I'm not much of a back door man myself anyway.

[Bonanzoid]

It's all to do with the front entrance apparently.......I'm not much of a back door man myself anyway.

I think that sentence should be put in quarantine, otherwise it'll just infect Foot-Loose, amongst others.