[foot-loose]

I used to shout over the tannoy about 'Bernard Mannings Turkeys going cheep' in Safeway.

I miss those days.

[S4B]

Don't turkey's gobble?

[MK Chris]

I've just put a deposit down on a shiney new Ford Focus. As long as the test drive goes alright tomorrow - it's mine!

You put a deposit down before the test drive?

[S4B]

He's Scottish Topher they have different practices up there.

[foot-loose]

I've just put a deposit down on a shiney new Ford Focus. As long as the test drive goes alright tomorrow - it's mine!

You put a deposit down before the test drive?

I test drove a Focus Zeeeeeetec during the afternoon. I don't imagine they will be much different.

I wanted to make sure that they didnt sell the car - it's a bloody cracking deal and the car is imaculate. If anyone else copped a swatch, they would be buying it!

[MK Chris]

I finally got the confidence to stand up while holding Joel today! And I swear he smiled at me. My sister says he probably had wind, but he looked at me and smiled, dammit.

[kendra k]

awww, topher! that's a great story!

i just got a couple of more plants for my apartment and they make me feel like i did something.

[Yudster]

I finally got the confidence to stand up while holding Joel today! And I swear he smiled at me. My sister says he probably had wind, but he looked at me and smiled, dammit.

No, new babies absolutely can and do smile! Wind causes some funny faces, but not a smile, thats for sure!

[rustybike]

I finally got the confidence to stand up while holding Joel today! And I swear he smiled at me. My sister says he probably had wind, but he looked at me and smiled, dammit.

No, new babies absolutely can and do smile! Wind causes some funny faces, but not a smile, thats for sure!

What's funny, for my dog at least, is when my dog passes wind. He seems to have the need to spin in circles following the smell from his rear. Daft apath. Where as I have the need to leave the room.

[foot-loose]

When Hollie farts, she blames it on Mum.

[kendra k]

dog farts are usually more heinous than anything a human can cook up.

[TIAL]

Cats > Dogs.

[kendra k]

cat farts are also really rank. guinea pig farts were pretty much nonexistent.

[TIAL]

They might do to - but they don't stink in general or slobber everywhere or act like idiots

I'll stop this line of conversation - nobody EVER seems to agree with me

[Yudster]

I do.

[Vivienne]

This joke is making me smile:

What do the sheep use to heat themselves in winter?

Answer: central bleating! ha ha haaaa haaaaa!!!

[foot-loose]

ha ha haaaa haaaaa!!!

Have you taken your drugs today, m'lady?

Life seems to be going a tad wobbly in VivLand.

[MK Chris]

Is it ever not wobbly?

[foot-loose]

Sometimes it's more wibbly than wobbly.

Id love to visit sometime, but only if the escape route was clearly marked.

[Yudster]

You need to tie a line to something firmly anchored in Reality, and tie the other end around your wrist before you go in, That way you'd be safe.

[foot-loose]

Is this more fish puns?

[Yudster]

You're basking for trouble you are.

[foot-loose]

Please, please, please don't start me again. I refuse to get banned from a site for posting too many fish puns.

[Ballbag]

This made me chuckle.

[MK Chris]

When's your birthday?