[Yudster]

Thank you! It's a feeling that I would put up there with having sex and becoming an uncle (note, not having sex to become an uncle, before anyone asks. I know I come from a village, but I don't go along with the webbed-feet culture.)

So your not from the Forest of Dean then?

Wurzel's best post so far by a mile. Hilarious, thank you!

[Sunny So Cal]

Today I made my last ever credit card payment.

I never want to see another credit card as long as I live.

Well done. Wish I could say the same

[MK Chris]

Well, I had the benefit of cheap rent to enable me to do it. I was in a bit of schtuck with it all six months ago.

[Sunny So Cal]

Nothing like exhorbitant interest rates, periodical rates and annual percentage rates to make one's blood pressure skyrocket. The greedy bastards

[geek]

Filling in a job application form....

Title of last position held - lifeguard

Summary of duties and responsibilities - Hmm I wonder - saving lives??

[foot-loose]

I saw on an application form recently...

Please give gender: Male / Female / Does not apply.




True story.

[MK Chris]

We have company equipment forms at work, on which employees must fill out any equipment they take away with them on a regular basis (laptops, etc.) We've just given printers to a load of our reps, so I was looking at some of these forms today and one of the columns is labelled 'reason', which you are obviously supposed to put what you need the equipment for (which, granted, is kinda obvious for most of the equipment and really is just corporate bollocks). One of that had put 'business' down as the reason for every item on his form.

[foot-loose]

Meh.

Mine is better.

[S4B]

I'm drunk and happy for a change!

[rustybike]

I saw on an application form recently...

Please give gender: Male / Female / Does not apply.




True story.

That's just as good as another application form I've just filled in.

Religion, Please select:

...
Christian
Muslim
Jewish
Jedi
...

True Story.

[Zoot]

My Parents have just (Like this last fortnight) signed divorce papers, and my Mum was reading it through and where it said 'Please list any children of this marriage', my Dad had written 'None'. When my mum pointed this out to him he said "Well they're hardly children anymore are they?"

[w3tim]

Someone sent this to me today. It's an old job listing from a local recruitment agency and has been taken down - presumably they found someone to fill the post!

It should have been listed as "Stick operative required to poke stuff - no previous experience required" as it was in the subject of the email I received.

It made me chuckle anyway!

----------------

Job Title
PRODUCTION OPERATIVE
CRN/3977

Location
CAERNARFON, Gwynedd

Hours
13.00 - 20.00 Monday to Friday

Wage
tba

Work Pattern
Days , Evenings

Employer
Atebion Recruitment Ltd

Employer Ref
6714

Closing Date
12/11/2007

Pension
No details held

Duration
TEMPORARY ONLY

Description

To stand at Hopper where Senna Pods are tipped and poke item with a stick to separate them. The mechanism that normally does this has broken. Not heavy work but needs stamina and low boredom threshold and able to keep concentrating. Working alone but Supervisor available on site.

How to apply

You can apply for this job by telephoning 01248 ****** and asking for Christine Prince.

If you are looking for work, Tax Credits could top up your earnings
This vacancy meets the requirements of the National Minimum Wage Act

[catherine]

My Mum's saggy bumbum is making me laugh today.

[KevinoHeat]

This mornings show. Absolutely hilarious. Specially that Kylie remake lol.

[Vivienne]

Going swimming later is making me smile (yahoooo)... I've had quite a stressful week, with 2 steps forward, 100 back, and I'm glad it's the weekend

[Bonanzoid]

Winning a tenner playing my mate at badminton. Easiest tenner ever.

[TIAL]

The new Essential Mix. It's Adam Freeland this week

-chairdance-

[foot-loose]

I've just put a deposit down on a shiney new Ford Focus. As long as the test drive goes alright tomorrow - it's mine!

[S4B]

Yay! I have one of those, they're really nice Footy. What colour? (only question many women care about when it comes to cars)

[foot-loose]

http://www.motorpoint.co.uk/(S(30unwey4lzjc3xriv35m5y45))/Search/VehicleDetails.aspx?vehicle=175278

It's not that exact car, but its that model and has those toys etc.

[S4B]

OOh Bit like mine but mine's a zetech. Is it that colour though? That is a pretty colour.

[foot-loose]

That be the colour yeah - ocean blue, apparently.

[S4B]

BOOOTIFUL as that mad turkey guy would say.

[foot-loose]

Bernard Manning?

[S4B]

See that's why I said turkey man cos I knew I'd say the wrong one. Bernard Matthews I think