[foot-loose]

In all seriousness - there are some pretty f*cked up folk out there. And it sound like you lot have dated them all!

I don't want a relationship any more. Ill stick to the drink.

[button08]

You have kids??

yes i have kids

How old are you? I always assumed you were pretty young?

i am 31

[foot-loose]

i am 31

Magic. I dunno why, I thought you were early 20s for some reason.

[MK Chris]

i am 31

Magic. I dunno why, I thought you were early 20s for some reason.

I thought mid teens.

[button08]

i am 31

Magic. I dunno why, I thought you were early 20s for some reason.

I thought mid teens.

oh thanks

[Sunny So Cal]

My ex girlfriend was a proper Jekyll and Hyde bint.... "whatever I do tonight, it's not your fault".

Wow. Balls, this is quite possibly one of the worst relationship stories I've ever heard! You poor, poor man!!!

So I lay there and thought of England

Haha! That's quality!

Sylvana had sent a postcard addressed to my mum detailing all the sex, saying I was a bastard and had used her, had given her and STD and how she had fantasised about chopping me up into various bits. Fun for all involved.

You may want to check with Balls and find out if this is the same woman...

Mainly, Londoners are right dicks.

I don't think that it's relegated to just London, Charlalala! Take my word for it.

[Vivienne]

Relationship horrors: An ex-boyf was going through my 'phone.. actually, I don't mind this, because if I go out with you, I would have nothing to hide (don't do cheating, etc.. ).

Anyway, he discovered in my mobile that I called myself "Lilac Ice"... i.e. my number is stored under this, rather than my own name... Don't even bother asking me why, because it simply seemed like a good idea at the time... Anyhow, he went on & on all evening about it, until I thought I was going to hit him over the head with the bloody 'phone.

He was a total control freak, asking me why I did this & that. Often, I won't necessarily have a reason - bf's don't "get" this. We didn't last long.

[foot-loose]

The common denominator throughout this thread is... wait for it... "wummin".

Ergo: men > women.

I still stick by this.

[Vivienne]

There's a book, entitled "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus".. it makes a lot of sense, foots. Check it out!!

[foot-loose]

Are you from Pluto?

[MK Chris]

Viv... compared to one or two other stories on here, that story isn't really something I would class as a "horror".

[Vivienne]

In my eyes, it was a horror, because boyfriends always try to control females, I think, and it felt like that. I turned him into an ex.

[Yudster]

boyfriends always try to control females

Not in my experience - although I've seen it happen. But it's pretty commonplace, not unusual or weird or freaky - not really a horror story, just a bad relationship.

[foot-loose]

In my experience, it's the other way round - wummin try and control females.

That said, I do tend to be told it from the guys point of view.

[MK Chris]

wummin try and control females.

Yes, but I don't think Viv's a lesbian. She may be, but I didn't think she was.

[foot-loose]

Men. I meant try to control men.

Damnit.

[Vivienne]

I'm not a lesbian.