[Zoot]

yep, i should start a Humour mail order direct service, or 'Humods'

I'll sent Footy a freebee, looks like his is faulty...

He can have some of my urine soaked breakfast cereal too.

[wurzel]

I do not smell of wee!

Oooh, is it the monthly bath day today is it?

How did the theory go?

[Ballbag]

-Balbag is sexy

Ahem.... *damn sexy* I think you'll find zoot.

[Zoot]

Ok, lets redo the field notes in a complete PC kind of way

-Lottie smells of nice things, like roses and fridge magnets

-Balbag is damn sexy but is also very sesual and loving I'm sure

-Foot-loose is Scottish, but i'm sure he's a really nice person

-Cat has Curley Hair

-S4B doesn't have Curley Hair

-Bruvva's real name is Simon

-Topher is short for 'Christopher', (and i actually only got that about 2 months ago...)

-Ezza likes hats

-Console doesn't like Blatent lies. He's also alergic to the colour purple (and other Whoopi Goldberg films)

-Viv likes swimming in Scotland

-Yudster is still our Queen, although it has been rumored that Foot-loose may wish to overthrow her.

-Kendra K is an American Librarian

-Sunny So Cal is a mother

-Nicola Red is unforgetable (thats what you are...)

-Timp is very modest about his juggling skills

-AndyJ is called Andy

-Wurzel ain't from round 'ere

-Zoot has still has bad hair and is starting to get a sore throat. He isn't in the greatest of moods today, but thinks he's hiding it quite well.

Right, have i missed anyone out?

[S4B]

I do have curly hair!!!

[S4B]

Oh and you still missed Andy B! Markool is the juggler! You are rubbish at this Zooty!

[Yudster]

And I had already noticed your bad mood, so you can't be covering it up that well. I applaud your attempt to do so though.

[Zoot]

arghh, i give up

My heads not in the right place today

[S4B]

Poor Zooty I'm sending you loads of cuddles and stuff!

[Console]

Console doesn't like Blatent lies. He's also alergic to the colour purple

Actually, it's blue - those Hooloovoo's give my hives.

[Nicola_Red]

Thanks for the nice things people have said about me...even if I did get missed out originally!

[S4B]

Ah Zooty is having a bad day. I remembered you though!

Mark hasn't posted again! Think we scared him off?

[MK Chris]

I could do one... it's tough if I miss you out though.

• Foot-loose is a Scottish taxi driver.
• Yudster has encyclopaedic knowledge of most things medical and is an old bird. Don't ask her about celebrities who've nearly run her over.
• Kendra is not your typical American.
• Gaspode doesn't come here much any more. He's 100 points in the Michelin "I-Spy on chrismoyles.net" book (available from all good bookshops).
• Zoot draws pictures of robots, barns and guitars.
• Charlalottie is a hypochondriac from Kent.
• Catherine has not got gallstones any more.
• Ballbag is good at quizzes.
• Sunny So Cal is a MILF.
• Andy B harbours a desire to take over the world, but also talks of his inability to control his own dog.
• S4B works for WHSmith and is an old bird. It has been rumoured she reports directly to the Grand High Witch.
• Viv's a bit.. well, you'll meet Viv soon enough.
• Console doesn't like Bill Gates.
• Chris' surname isn't Moyles.
• Nicola Red is allergic to children.
• Topher's hair is getting fluffy, but he can't get it done until he gets paid.

[Console]

• Console doesn't like Bill Gates.

Actually, I'm largely indifferent to Bill Gates; now, Steve Ballmer on the other hand...

"Get on your feet...get up, and make it happen."

[Yudster]

[*]Topher's hair is getting fluffy, but he can't get it done until he gets paid.[/list]

Er - you need someone else to do it for you?! Surely not!

[MK Chris]

Well, I still need to buy the clippers, which again I can't do until I get paid!

[S4B]

I could do one... it's tough if I miss you out though.

S4B works for WHSmith and is an old bird. It has been rumoured she reports directly to the Grand High Witch.

Lucky I'm still apathetic isn't it Topher

[Yudster]

I'm sure Mrs T could pick up a pair from Tesco - and then she could do it for you. They'll have paid for themselves in a month!

[MK Chris]

Yeah, she's skint at the moment as well though.. I do plan on getting some, I'll get them a week tomorrow, by which time I'll be very fluffy, but there ain't a lot I can do about that.

[S4B]

My turn

• Foot-loose is a Scottish sofa who has a pet goat that has been stolen - I believe his dog (Hollie) ate it!
• Yudster is slightly older than me, laughs a lot, dislikes her hair and her feet but likes digging.
• Kendra is unique and full of information not book knowledge.
• Gaspode I don't mention for various reasons but it would be fun if he came back.
• Zoot is the sweetest guy in the world and has his own robot.
• Charlalottie is unable to get Sky because of a tree, supports Chelsea and is madly in love.
• Catherine is going to be a chef and if you don't believe her she will come round your house with a brick and make you believe her.
• Ballbag doesn't like people who call other people honey, he is also a man of mystery.
• Sunny So Cal is strangely absent for the last few days and has just finished cleaning the dust left over from the fires in California.
• Andy B is a deviant - avoid at all costs.
• S4B is currently suffering from apathy but may get over this soon if only to deal with Topher.
• Viv's mental.
• Console has red hair and believes he is a god.
• Chris is a god.
• Bruvva is not allowed any more cream eggs but can buy me wine tomorrow night!
• Nicola Red is the envy of every woman on here.
• Topher is the biggest pedant in the world, hates the word lol and any other text speak
• Andy J doesn't say much but he loiters in the chatroom a lot pretending he's working
• Ezza is 17 with a penchant for older men
• Wurzel is new and can be annoying
• Nade is the man to talk to if you need anything clipping (Maybe he can do Topher's hair?)
• Zenon is the angel of death

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Meh sure I've forgotten someone but there you go!

[Console]

• Console has red hair and believes he is a god.

If that were true, then Descartes was wrong...

"Je pense donc je suis"

[Bonanzoid]

I must not frequent here enough. I am missed off every list. I feel incomplete now!

[Yudster]

I'm pink therefore I'm Spam?

[S4B]

I must not frequent here enough. I am missed off every list. I feel incomplete now!

ohhh babe I'm sorry

Bonan is the sexy scot of the board

[Ballbag]

I must not frequent here enough. I am missed off every list. I feel incomplete now!

ohhh babe I'm sorry

Bonan is the sexy scot of the board

*Waits for the wrath of foot-loose.*