[Mark in Sweden]

As Chris is wanting to loose weight, what about him getting some help from Gillian McKeith!

She is so popular in Sweden, especially the poo bit!

[foot-loose]

You can have her if you want... we have been trying to deport her for years now.

She be a mad, mental, adukidukiduki bean, poo worshiper

[MK Chris]

Is this one of the women that was on Celebrity X-Factor with him?

[foot-loose]

Yarp.

[button08]

this would make a great show

[SpaceBoy]

I don't think Chris will do a show with her. As he fondly refers to her as a "old midget lady" in his Gospel Book. The problem i have with the old midget lady is she is not even a real doctor! A guy took McKeith to the Advertising Standards Authority, complaining about her using the title "doctor" on the basis of a qualification gained by correspondence course from a non-accredited American college. And guess what, He won.

Just to go further into it a cracking quote from the guardian clearly reveals she does not even know how the body works. Enjoy!

"...McKeith is a menace to the public understanding of science. She seems to misunderstand not nuances, but the most basic aspects of biology - things that a 14-year-old could put her straight on.

She talks endlessly about chlorophyll, for example: how it's "high in oxygen" and will "oxygenate your blood" - but chlorophyll will only make oxygen in the presence of light. It's dark in your intestines, and even if you stuck a searchlight up your bum to prove a point, you probably wouldn't absorb much oxygen in there, because you don't have gills in your gut. In fact, neither do fish. In fact, forgive me, but I don't think you really want oxygen up there, because methane fart gas mixed with oxygen is a potentially explosive combination...."
- Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2007/fe ... ising.food

My 1st Post on chrismoyles.net

[Yudster]

And it's a good one! Hello.

[SpaceBoy]

Hi Yudster, thanks for the feedback! Nice to feel welcomed. Hopefully the first post of many. Cheers!

[foot-loose]

Today I have gone around the house and renamed things so they all start with an "i" before Apple does it... such as my iToaster, my iToilet, and my iChair, all set... let the legal battle commence!

My iPenis is meant to be plug and play, but it never works.

[Bonanzoid]

You need to have it charged.

[foot-loose]

It's solar powered.

[MK Chris]

It'll never work round here then.

[Yudster]

A development firm who have just built a block of flats near my office have a big sign up advertising the penthouse apartment - they are calling it "The iPad". Asking for trouble!

[MK Chris]

Yeah, but if they do get trouble, a bit of publicity along the way won't hurt, eh! Good idea, I reckon.

[SpaceBoy]

Fantastic! But I do feel a bit sorry for all the other vowels being left out of the fun.