[Vivienne]

Have you recently come across any funny quotes? Or have your friends said something funny?

I spotted this in a mag. at the weekend:-

"I just got a bit carried away"... said by Trader Jerome Kerviel who has got the blame for a £3.7 billion loss at French Bank "Societe Generale".

He is presently behind bars, as I understand it.

[Bonanzoid]

Spooky, that was the topic of the French assessment I spent so long on just 2 days ago.

[Vivienne]

No co-incidence, I'm sure.

Et alors, parles-tu bien francais, monsieur?

[Bonanzoid]

Non, je suis de la merde.

[Vivienne]

There's nothing shit about you, Bonan. and you can't be at univ. if you can't speak French very well.

[Bonanzoid]

I'm sure you'd be surprised. I do 2 languages, and as a result both have suffered. I'm sure my apathy at uni hasn't helped either though.

[Vivienne]

You'll be OK, if you just stick in. I always found with languages there was always the one I preferred more than the other, and no rhyme or reason for it either.

[foot-loose]

Bonjour. J'mappele Foot-Loose. J'habite dans la Paisley. Paisley est la grand ville pres de Glasgow. J'habite dans la maison avec mon chien. Mon chien s'appelle Hollie.

Je ne parles pas francais. Je suis tres desole.

Au revoir.

[Vivienne]

You've not done too badly, foots!! At least it's comprehensible.

[foot-loose]

Bon.

Voulez vous couches avec moi? Non c'est soir... demain soir?

[Ezza]

I got hello. Thats it.

[foot-loose]

Ahh, je suis desole charlalalalala.

Je suis couche avec vous c'est soir. Je couche avec Viv demain soir (Mercredi).

Compredre?

[foot-loose]

il est Mardi, aujourd hui!!

[Console]

Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble...tres bien ensemble.

[foot-loose]

Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble...tres bien ensemble.

Ahh, j'adore Les Beatles.

J'adore Google aussi.

[Andy B]

WHERE.....IS....THE....TRAIN....STATION? CHOO! CHOO!

CAN I USE YOUR TOILET? WEE! WEE!

BACON....SAUSAGE....AND...EGG......PLEASE!

[Bonanzoid]

Ou est la gare routiere? Le choo choo!

Est-ce que je peux utiliser ta toilette? Le wee wee!

Le bacon, les saucisses, et les oeufs, s'il vous plait!

Voila, Andy.

C'est tout que t'as besoin de savoir.

[MK Chris]

WHERE.....IS....THE....TRAIN....STATION? CHOO! CHOO!

CAN I USE YOUR TOILET? WEE! WEE!

BACON....SAUSAGE....AND...EGG......PLEASE!

I know of an Englishman who went to Calais, walked in a wine shop and said...... "Got any cheap plonk, mate?"

Us Brits are shit at other languages.

[Andy B]

The thing about my language skills is that once they are learned you can communicate anywhere in the world...and if they don't understand you then they're obviously not trying hard enough...bloody foreigners!

[Sunny So Cal]

WHERE.....IS....THE....TRAIN....STATION? CHOO! CHOO!

CAN I USE YOUR TOILET? WEE! WEE!

BACON....SAUSAGE....AND...EGG......PLEASE!

Haha. Well done, Andy

[Vivienne]

Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble...tres bien ensemble.

Ce sont des mots