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#328410
S4B wrote:
foot-loose wrote:
S4B wrote:Ahh Foots all the good ones are gay!

This statement has not been scientifically proven.


But women the world over know it to be true

Yes, but all* women are nuts. A lot of them even admit that!

So just because they know it to be true means nothing!





*read: most
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By Boboff
#328624
I made a card for Mrs Boboff, with a couple of verses in side penned by my own fair hand. Took the family out to eat in the place of our marriage ( yes we got married in a Pub !), walk along the river etc

I got, sweet nothing except a strop from her because when I was asked in public if I got a card I told the truth and said no.

Bloody women, can't win ! Is it too much to expect her to stop at a garage on the way home after the 4th day of 14 hour days to get me a little card and some chocolate ? Or even a few litres of cider would have been nice, but no nothing ! This being a Dependant means you just get forgotten about, as long as her Tea is on the table, and the clothes are washed and ironed, that's all that matters, not even a how was your day ? * flicks hair back and strops off.

I feel gay.
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By Yudster
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I wish Boboff was my wife.