[S4B]

Or get rid of the girl who shows neither you or your dog any care or respect.

**wonders if she has crossed the line**

[foot-loose]

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[Yudster]

Herbs and garlic in sweet and sour? Has your mum ever had sweet and sour before? Why does everyone in this country want to put handfuls of herbs in everything anyway - it's not authentic to any cuisine, it's just an affectation caused by watching too much Jamie Oliver (who puts far too many herbs in everything, his food must taste of soap and cat pee, because that's what over-using herbs will do).

[S4B]

How do you know what cat pee tastes like?

[Yudster]

I know what it smells like. It smells like too much basil and marjoram. Too much basil and marjoram tastes vile. It may be a leap I guess, but I'm happy with it.

[Sunny So Cal]

Andy, in the mellow state "Muffin" will now be in, boot the little bastard off the sofa and onto the floor (not literally "boot" obviously). Alternatively, if your missus loves the little puffball so much, let her keep it on her lap. Why the bloody hell should you have to sit on the floor to watch the television? That's ridiculous. We all know I'm an animal loving vegetarian but that's ludicrous. You should have a serious chat with her. She is doing your relationship a disservice.

Dogs are pack animals. They enjoy being with you. Being a part of the pack. However, letting the dog become the alpha in the household is bullshit and should be discouraged.

And another thing, why not have your missus make you a cuppa?

[Andy B]

I don't drink tea. Only hot chocolate and she always makes it wrong deliberately so I don't ask her often.

The time I spend with the dog she knows who's in charge, me!

The rest of the time I'm too lazy to argue besides I like the floor, always have done.

[Sunny So Cal]

How can you make hot chocolate wrong?? Ha. That's very passive/aggressive of her.
At least the dog knows you're in charge when you're alone with it. Today the dog, tomorrow the world!
By the way, a vet had suggested we put one of our feral cats on Prozac because she's so anxious. Of course she's anxious. She's "feral."

[Boboff]

Andy, I have a very lovely dog, she is obedient, responsive, well trained and will not walk on Carpet, she is a Springador 3 years old and lovely fun.

However.......

I beat her !

if she does wrong I punch her in the face.

or kick her arse........


Or shout really loud and make her wet herself.......


I never ever let her sit and have the same level of her face with mine, she may never ever be at the same level or perish the thought above me. I will be very strong willed to stop this happening, even if we are playing.

I love my dog, and


she loves me, very much indeed.


She also loves my wife and my children.

She will protect them with her life, but most of all she will protect me, and I beat her.

She is a dog.

That is how you treat a dog.

That is how a dog then treats you.

You mention world domination, but you can't control a dog...........

If the RSPCA is listening, I don't hit her hard, mostly, but if she does wrong I will always leave her beaten, she can not have half an idea than she is in anyway equal to any human being. She is the nicest happiest dog I have ever met because of it.

But I feel shit hitting her, but I must.

I love my dog.

[foot-loose]

You scare me boboff.

[Sunny So Cal]

She is a dog. That is how you treat a dog.

But I feel shit hitting her, but I must.

I love my dog.

Christ, bob, what do you do to the chickens?!

[foot-loose]

Chokes them.

[Sunny So Cal]

It's how he maintains the pecking order

[Boboff]

I know, I Know.

If your * has a go at you it is the other way around, you have to pick it up and look at it in the face, shake it and call it a *.

You have to prove to it you are the boss.

It is right, and they love you for it.

I am sorry if it sounds harsh but it is right, in my opinion, which may be incorrect, of course.

Women are the same !!! ( )

[Sunny So Cal]

You pick us up, look us in the face, shake us and call us *?

[Boboff]

Damm right !


I think the * statement might however be a request for attention !!!

[Sunny So Cal]

I'll forego that treatment. How about chocolates?

[Boboff]

Night, love you !

Lame I know, sorry, It's time for bed, sorry.

May you have a very good day, and not once be compared to a scene from ugly Betty. Or not, if that's objectionable !

I like liver from the butchers, its so fresh.

Quote away my sweetness.

[Sunny So Cal]

Aaacckk I won't quote the liver thing as the thought makes me gag! And I've never seen Ugly Betty but I damned well better not be compared to anything "Ugly" on Valentine's Day or my foot will be up someone's arse pretty damn quick! It takes all the lovey-doviness out of the day, doesn't it? I'm such a charmer

Though, as it's still only 8:30 PM my time I'd like to point out what is annoying me is my eldest son just went shopping with a friend and came home with several bouquets of silk flowers. He cut one rose out of a bouquet, gave it to me for my "early" Valentine's Day gift and then said he'll give one whole bouquet each to his various girlfriends. Erm...I get one lone flower and they get a whole blooming bouquet?

[kendra k]

he's just trying to impress the ladies. you should be happy he gave you one at all. most kids are completely ungrateful.

i have had the same headache for three days and i don't know how to shake it. pills, coffee, water, sleep- it won't help!

[Vivienne]

Annoying me today is the fact that I don't really have any topics to create. Usually my head is full of topics, but not today.

[S4B]

he's just trying to impress the ladies. you should be happy he gave you one at all. most kids are completely ungrateful.

i have had the same headache for three days and i don't know how to shake it. pills, coffee, water, sleep- it won't help!

Kendra have you tried Forhead? It's amazing, you must have something similar it's a herbal stick (looks a bit like a fat chap stick) and you rub it on your temples.

[kendra k]

is it anything like headon?

[S4B]

That is an annoying ad! Yeah kinda but you only put this one on your temples.

[Random Hero]

I'll tell you what's annoying me. I've had my iPod since December 17th and already it's broken down. I can't get a replacement or a refund without posting my iPod back off to apple for them to authorise it.

On top of that, i have to work without listening to the Chris Moyles show this morning...

God, life sucks.