[Vivienne]

can't you just shake hands now, and agree to make the World (and moyles.net) a better place.

[S4B]

You honestly keep trying to attract my attention. Not getting enough at home, right hand too tired? Afraid you're not my type, too immature.

[foot-loose]

I feel that my 'Rule Number One - Never poke an angry wild cat... with a stick', is also valid.

[Andy B]

Lalottie's got a big stick. I seen it inna picture of her.

[Vivienne]

I love your new Burns-related sig, foots!! Class.

[foot-loose]

I had ma haggis, neeps and tatties last night and some good ol' scotch broth. I'm a faaaaaaaaaat beatch.

[foot-loose]

Exactly. I was bringing it back on topic though.

[Andy B]

You can't say things like that...you might hurt his feelings.

Foots is a person too you know!

[MK Chris]

I'm a faaaaaaaaaat beatch.

You won't beat me in that department sir.

[MK Chris]

I bet that's made him feel much better.

[Andy B]

Like a Quaver? - They're Floaty Light!

[foot-loose]

What's wrong with being just right? He's how he supposed to be, not a twiglet not a wotsit just a perfectly sized crisp snack.

I'm not, but I'm not fussed about it - im beasting myself at the gym most days so it's all going the right way. I've noone to blame but me for being a bit on the heavy side and noone but me can sort it out. And there isnt a magic pill that will make it happen - hard graft is the way forward. And it works.

I met a guy I used to work with in the gym today, he must have been about 22 stone when I worked with him. He joined the same place as me about four months ago and has lost four stone in four months - he may well still be overweight, but he is definitly going the right way.

I'm a faaaaaaaaaat beatch.

You won't beat me in that department sir.

I hate your metabolism.

[ladbroke]

I love your new Burns-related sig, foots!! Class.

Tis a quality sig foots, but with my London glasses on, all I'm seeing is a tin of biscuits! I love short bread

[MK Chris]

I'm a faaaaaaaaaat beatch.

You won't beat me in that department sir.

I hate your metabolism.

Today I had battered sausage and chips. This makes it an especially junk food week even for me now, I will curb it next week. The excuse is I was at my sister's and treating them.

[S4B]

You were treating your sister and her family to a heart attack? Nice of you!

[MK Chris]

No, I treated my sister, her boyfriend and his daughter to chips and fish (though Caitlin, the little girl, had sausage).

[foot-loose]

This makes it an especially junk food week even for me now, I will curb it next week.

Id love to know what a NON junk food week was for you.

[MK Chris]

When I'm on hunger strike or a sponsored famine.

[Ezza]

I was going to do a sponsered famine once. I like food too much though.

[Yudster]

Wow this is a long thread.

I used to be very very fat. Then I got very thin (it took a couple of years). Then I got a bit bigger, but not fat (it took a year or so). Then I had a baby (that took nine months). Then I was a bit squidgy again, so I started swimming, running and boxing (not all at the same time). Then I was about right I reckon, and I felt well. I've been about the right weight for ages now - but still not a day goes by that I don't think I'm fat. I have no idea how to change that, but if I could, and could teach other women how, I would be very rich indeed I think.

[Andy B]

Yay yuds is back! Hiya (he said in an old school Lizzie kinda way)