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By MK Chris
#324223
S4B I can't believe you don't know what he's on about.

Think Britpop in the 90s.
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By Andy B
#324394
It's Superman and Robin all over again!
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By Andy B
#324452
Always a constant pain is morning glory....my missus wakes up every morning with back pain!
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By MK Chris
#324454
Tell her to shift a bit and she'll get it in the arse. Still a bit painful (unless she's particularly used to that feeling...) but pleasurable too.
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By Andy B
#324460
Of course the most difficult thing is when she get's up before me so I wake up and it's just there saying hello looking around for something to do and it's all alone...

Oh what a waste....


hehehehehe
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By Vivienne
#324499
I'm annoyed because I have been in the snow most of the morning... now, I am in the heat, and the internet is moving really slowly. It is taking forever to open each page. I need a pee. In fact, by the time, I have had a pee, the next page may have opened.
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By MK Chris
#324502
You may have solved your own problem there then, Viv.
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By foot-loose
#324506
Vivienne wrote:In fact, by the time, I have had a pee, the next page may have opened.

Do you have the internet in the bog with you? Or are you just making a puddle under your seat?
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By Vivienne
#324512
No, whilst things are opening, I mean I can go and have a little pee, because it's taking so long. I haven't made puddles since primary school
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By Vivienne
#324542
Annoying me now is an e-mail (chain e-mail) I have just received from a friend in Glasgow. Is there a polite way of telling people to quit sending the chain e-mails, because I really do not like, or appreciate them. Without hurting anyone's feelings?
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By MK Chris
#324545
"Please don't send me spam you * inconsiderate *".

Of course, you may offend them if they're especially sensitive, but you won't get emails from them any more.
By Ezza
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Annoying me today - Being insulted by practically my whole family.
By Ezza
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Thanks Foots. However, not as bad as what i was called earlier.
By Ezza
#324990
My sis said i have neither brains nor beauty. My bro kindly told me how i have spots all over my face. My dad implied I won't get into uni. Oh and my sis said I was lazy and don't do anything useful with my time.
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