[Ezza]

1. Small : 5' 3"
2. Dark hair
3. Blue eyes
4. Weight : under 8 stones
5. Values all opinions in a reasoned fashion
6. Tells great jokes
7. Doesn't hold grudges
8. Gives great oral action.

I like this list.
All but 3 of them are me

[S4B]

Which 3 aren't you?

[foot-loose]

Which 3 aren't you?

6, 7, 8.

I speak from experience.

[S4B]

Hahahaha

And which apply to you Foots?

[Ezza]

Which 3 aren't you?

Guess

[S4B]

Foots already did and I don't want to offend you, whereas he obviously has no problem

[foot-loose]

Well, I aint small, I don't have particularly dark hair (Zoot will call it ginger although I will contest this), I dont have blue eyes, my weight is certainly not under eight stone (surely thats not healthy?), my jokes are legendery (although not always for the right reasons) and I don't tend to hold grudges (but if you constantly piss me off then the chances are i'll not have much time for you).

[S4B]

**makes note not to deliberately piss Footy off**

[Ezza]

Foots got two of them

[S4B]

Are your eyes not blue?

[Ezza]

They are.

[S4B]

Hmmm give up. You'll have to be specific.

[Ezza]

4

[S4B]

glad to hear it.

[Ezza]

Hehe. I'm growing to love not being skinny. I love my curves

[pinkysibbs]

Im with you on loving curves,its far to cold to be skinny at this time of year you need abit of fat to keep you warm!lol

[Ezza]

Oh yes.
And the curves are popular it seems. Well mine are hehe.

[pinkysibbs]

Me too!Its weird but my hubby seems to fancy me even more since I gained my curves,he says its much more womanly!

[S4B]

I have too many curves!

[Ezza]

Well I'm single.. but they do attract attention Just from knobby lads.

[pinkysibbs]

he he

[Zoot]

Hey pinks, welcome back!

[-Scamp-&-Chips-]

Is that really the ideal woman,

xx

[Ezza]

Nope. But I like thinking I'm close to being an ideal woman.

[pinkysibbs]

Hey Zoot thanks for the welcome back!Hope your ok