[S4B]

Git a bit tipsy tonight and did something REALLY stupid!

What have you done when drunk? Make me feel better!

[MK Chris]

No no.. what did you do first?

[S4B]

Trust me you don't want to know

[foot-loose]

Normally I would say "of course I do". But I know you - I actually believe that I don't want to know.

You seem very sober to be able to blame it on drink though...

[MK Chris]

I think it'll be entertaining.. tell us.

[MK Chris]

Haha. Well played Miss Lalottie.

[Ballbag]

I agree that you Mrs Slut should divulge your secret before requesting said info from others.

[Zoot]

I've said this before but I hate being drunk.
I love a beer every so often, and I love the 'buzz' you get after a couple, but then thats my limit. I hate not being in control of my actions and being sick...

What did you do S4? You can tell us, we won't tell anyone...

[foot-loose]

Come on she's old and Welsh. In her drunken state she forgot her glasses and thought she was going to bed with a sheep but shock horror...it was actually a person and worse still...they weren't a family member.

See, if me or topher had said that - we would have been castrated!

[TIAL]

I did something unspeakable to a bouncer once

[Boboff]

Did you give someone at work a palm shandy ?

[Yudster]

I threw up on Great Ormond Street hospital once.

[MK Chris]

From a helicopter?

[Yudster]

No, I was at pavement level, the hospital has railings around it and a basement level below pavement level. I was leaning over the railings at the time. My companions were very helpful - drunk though they were, they managed to convince the nice police officers that I was ok, and that they would look after me and I didn't need to be arrested. Bless 'em.

[foot-loose]

Imagine being so drunk you vomit - ridiculous, I say.

[Yudster]

I was only about 19 at the time. We had gone into London to visit a friend in hospital, and popped in at a famous pub in Lambs Conduit Street first, and started drinking a combination of Chimay and vodka (not in the same glass). We never made the hospital. Well, not the inside of it anyway.

One of my companions and me felt bad so we went back a few days later to see him - and stayed sober that time. We brought him a bottle of Chimay though, smuggled it into the ward.

[Boboff]

Imagine being so drunk you do something you regret !

[Andy B]

Just generally throw p and pass out wherever I may be....I used to wake up in Morden a lot and now It's Reading......ridiculous.

I've also never gone to bed with an ugly woman but......

[MK Chris]

......you've woken up with a few?

[Sunny So Cal]

S4, as stated, you look sober enough when starting the thread. Is this all just a ploy to get us to spill our sordid secrets? I'm sure we'd all feel much better if you went first!

[foot-loose]

S4, as stated, you look sober enough when starting the thread. Is this all just a ploy to get us to spill our sordid secrets? I'm sure we'd all feel much better if you went first!

I think its more likely she did something daft and she started this thread to either convince us or herself that it was the drink doing it and not her.

Everybody loves a chancer.

[S4B]

I was very drunk as (and don't tell Yudster) I'd forgotten to teake my meds so I was dizzy before I started drinking. Trust me Footy doesn't want to know so I'm better off not telling you all! I honestly did do something VERY stupid and potentially very embarrassing. Sunny it took me about 15 mins to write that post so it made sense so I don't think I was sober at all!

[MK Chris]

Yes but why do you think people are going to tell you their stories before you tell yours?

[S4B]

Because you will all find it cathartic. Also I'm a bit cross as my bonus is a grand less than I thought it was going to be so I need cheering up. You'd only be disgusted with me anyway Topher. Yuds told us hers.

[Andy B]

I'm not sure I'd want to see it even if there was...depends on what it is really.....?