[MK Chris]

It's made by Vivienne Westwood?

[Vivienne]

Don't knock it! It's made by Rimmel! You should get yourself some! It may make you more attractive to Mrs Topher! (ha ha!)

[MK Chris]

I very much doubt Mrs Topher would like me to use mascara. But thanks for the suggestion.

[foot-loose]

Mousse mascara? I don't think that is going to be too good.

I can't see the mouse being up for it either!

[Yudster]

I dont agree footie - after all, those mice spend the best years of their lives being blinded having that stuff tested on them in the first place, of course they are going to want to look pretty, and long, defined lashes are the way to do it.

[MK Chris]

I am laughing because I accidentally, while working at someone's desk, knocked an arm from their cactus. They didn't laugh, but the rest of their department did. What made me laugh more was that they refer to it as a cacti, even though there is only one.

[Yudster]

Surely it should be "cactapee"?

[MK Chris]

I saw that coming a mile off..

[Yudster]

Oh face it Topher, its the reason you made the post!

[Vivienne]

Today, I'm going swimming later, which should knock the tension out of me. It's nice and sunny now as well. My friend is talking about us trying out a flotation tank sometime in the future, which may be interesting.

[MK Chris]

Also making me laugh (I know I've mentioned this subject already) is a web site I've just been reading about this ear candle thingamy, which states:

I use Hopi Candles frequently at my practice in Wolverhampton and Staffordshire, but there are many reputable therapists throughout the country.

[Yudster]

I am going to get some of those.

[sebdev]

Mousse mascara? I don't think that is going to be too good.

I can't see the mouse being up for it either!

I'm sure the emo mice will love it.

[unclejoesmintballs]

makin me laff today is the fact people kept starin at my new fair cut and colour

[Sunny So Cal]

Surely it should be "cactapee"?

I can't believe I'm doing this because it'll get them started again but:

there is only one.

So..."Cactus"

Also making me laugh (I know I've mentioned this subject already) is a web site I've just been reading about this ear candle thingamy, which states:

I use Hopi Candles frequently at my practice in Wolverhampton and Staffordshire, but there are many reputable therapists throughout the country.

Ha! That's great and sad both at the same time.

[MK Chris]

Today we had my mum's side of the family's annual post-Christmas get-together do, which was quite nice, as I love my mum's family.. my Grandad always gets us a little extra post-Christmas present, but I think he's on drugs when he buys them. My sister's boyfriend got given his and told "hopefully you'll never have to use it". It was a hammer to break glass in the event of an emergency.

[S4B]

Wow I want to adopt your Grandad!

[Ezza]

The messages I've been sent today have made me smile lots

[MK Chris]

Wow I want to adopt your Grandad!

Well you can't. He's brilliant and I'll keep him thanks. Though we don't get to see him that often.

[Andy B]

Seeing someone hold I'm a sign saying "I am the meat" at the end of the darts final. Nice to see it carries on into the new year.

Damn missed it. And I watched it as well cos I knew you'd wanna leave some message about it.....

[S4B]

Wow I want to adopt your Grandad!

Well you can't. He's brilliant and I'll keep him thanks. Though we don't get to see him that often.

That's just nasty. If he were my grandad I would see him twice as often as you do! Ask him if he'd like to adopt me instead?

[MK Chris]

He's always abroad, it's a bit difficult to see him.

[Andy B]

S4B Loves me again and I am popular with everybody (no-one contradict this, just for one lousy day let me live in my own little bubble of happiness)!

Hooray me!

[S4B]

He's always abroad, it's a bit difficult to see him.

Good excuse to go abroad then!

S4B Loves me again and I am popular with everybody (no-one contradict this, just for one lousy day let me live in my own little bubble of happiness)!

Hooray me!

Hooray you indeed! xx

[MK Chris]

He's always abroad, it's a bit difficult to see him.

Good excuse to go abroad then!

He has more money than me.

He's going to America this year to do the remaining seven states he hasn't been to. Fair play to him, he spends all his retirement money on travelling.