[Andy B]

Speed Garage, 2-step, crunk, bashment, ragga (which is apparently different from reggae) - I have absolutely no idea what any of them are. I used to like being a DJ because when anyone used to ask me for one of those genres I'd tell them to go away as I only play good music...like Wham and Phil Collins and Dexy's Midnight Runners, - proper music.

[foot-loose]

Agadoo doo doo
push pineapple shake the tree.
Agadoo doo doo
push pineapple grind coffee!
To the left, to the right
Jump up and down on to your knees
Come and dance every night
Sing with the hula melody!


Ahh, they don't make 'em like they used to!

[Yudster]

Oooh, foots, just noticed you've left Austria and moved back to Kentucky. Preferable.

[foot-loose]

It's not Kentucky. It's a house with a tree outside it and a fence. And no driveway.

If it was Kentucky, it would have lots of KFCs in it. Obviously.

[Yudster]

Wyoming then.

[kendra k]

It's only liked by ASBO kids like young Catherine.

i like speed garage and i'm not trying to be ironic. i also like two step and regular uk garage. i've got a job and all, too!

[Yudster]

You're weird and American though.

[kendra k]

true, i guess that's why i'm here.

[catherine]

I can't get a doctors appointment, i can't sit and wait because 5 people are already doing that, i can't go to the badger clinic because my doctors is open, no one at my mums work can see me because they aren't my doctor so they can't referr me or give me tablets and the only solution i have is to ring and "have a chat" to an emergency doctor between half two and ten to three.

[MK Chris]

What have you caught now?

[catherine]

oh sod off i'm not charlalottie and allergic to air, i've had problems with my stomach for months and months probably even years now and only once have i been to the doctors but now i have had the pain constantly for 3 days, never before have i had it constantly so i need to get this frigging crock of shit sorted.

[Yudster]

Ask them to do the breath test for Helicobacter, its associated with stomach ulcers (if you haven't already done that of course).

[MK Chris]

Don't put so much vinegar on your chips.

[catherine]

I've been dieting actually, havn't even had fizzy pop, so it is all quite weird.

[Yudster]

When you say "dieting", do you mean "starving yourself", because that would do it.....?

[catherine]

no three set meals but since these pains i havn't been hungry.

[MK Chris]

Not air; just oxygen.

[MK Chris]

I can't hover either. If you find someone who can hover, let me know. I'll make them rich and only take 50% commission.

[foot-loose]

My mum is always telling me to hover. "Get in the living room and get hovering" she yells.

[Console]

Hovering, much like flying, is the art of throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

[Vivienne]

Let's all hover... neatly clinging to life.

[MK Chris]

I've bought the ear candles I was advised to buy, taking care not to be spotted by anyone I know when going into the hippy Chinese shop. I was planning on using them tonight, but Wikepedia seems to think they are useless and potentially dangerous and cites proper sources to back it up. I should have checked that first.

[Vivienne]

Actually, I would agree with Wikepedia. If you have a problem, with your eyes, see a properly trained Nurse at the Dox. OK.

[Vivienne]

sorry, that was meant to read "ears"... I'm not quite "with it" this morning.

[Yudster]

I am not allergic to air! It's tetanus I'm allergic to.

What? Bearing in mind that tetanus is a bacillus which causes incredibly painful illness and usually death, I think its fair to say that we are all allergic to it.