[MK Chris]

Kit Kats are inferior to some other things you could send, like Twix.

[Andy B]

Actually I do have some twix

[S4B]

Oh god the whole Kitkat v twix debate starts again

[Andy B]

If only someone could combine them, but what would we call it?

[S4B]

well.......tw at would be too obvious

[foot-loose]

A Twit Twat would do nicely.

[foot-loose]

Kit Kats are inferior to some other things you could send, like Twix.

NOW he complains...!

[MK Chris]

Haha I wasn't complaining, I thought it was funny.. it's possibly the most recurring argument on here.

[catherine]

Asbotastic, kids have decided to play a nice paint by cars or houses game on things up and down my street. Roy only got his white van done but other people have had their whole garages and houses completely graffiti'd.

[MK Chris]

Was it you?

[Andy B]

Topher, why is your sig so big, there's enough room to fit in a pig doing a jig. I need a cig.

[TIAL]

My mum's accusing me of being an alchy just because I'm a student and like to drink a lot more than her...
-roll-

[MK Chris]

My mum's accusing me of being an alchy just because I'm a student and like to drink a lot more than her...
-roll-

My mum generally drinks roughly equal or more than me when she goes out. I've seen her at her hilarious drunken best.

[claradooblue]

My mum drinks gin, which is something even i can't compete with. I'm fed up today because i'm certain it's going to rain, but my brolly has seen better days. There's nothing worse than getting a wet head i say.

[foot-loose]

My mum generally drinks roughly equal or more than me when she goes out. I've seen her at her hilarious drunken best.

She gets quite kinky when she is drunk as well, from memory...

[S4B]

Life in general is annoying me. I no longer see any point in getting up in the morning, getting dressed or doing anything worthwhile with my day!

[MK Chris]

My mum generally drinks roughly equal or more than me when she goes out. I've seen her at her hilarious drunken best.

She gets quite kinky when she is drunk as well, from memory...

*Tries to think of a suitably insulting comeback*

*Gives up*

[sebdev]

That when banks charge you a fee they seem able to take it out instantly but once that charge gets refunded it takes 10 working days to make its way back in your account.total james blunts

[Zoot]

That when banks charge you a fee they seem able to take it out instantly but once that charge gets refunded it takes 10 working days to make its way back in your account.total james blunts

Amen to that.
Same with BT - a few months ago we were due to get broadband. Took over a week longer to get connected than what they said. Even trying to contact them takes over 2 hours just to get through, Yet, out off all the direct debits I have out of my account, BT are always the very first, 00.01 on the first of every month.

[Ezza]

I found my cashcard that i cancelled last night.

[kendra k]

i locked my keys in my car 15 miles from home. i have to hijack a car to get it back tomorrow. boo!

[Sunny So Cal]

So much for enjoying the freedom of having Mr. Kendra K away! That's awful

[MK Chris]

I'm annoyed because I went swimming yesterday and one of my ears is blocked. Cotton wool buds did bugger all, I hope it doesn't need syringeing.

[catherine]

I'm annoyed because i went to sleep early and i didn't want to so now i'm up early and won't be finishing in the restaurant tonight till 11, long ass day. Also i've had pains in my stomach for 2 days and it is dead uncomfortable.

[natfatbat]

I'm annoyed because I went swimming yesterday and one of my ears is blocked. Cotton wool buds did bugger all, I hope it doesn't need syringeing.

Hey Topher. If it doesn't clear in a day or two, try some Hopi Ear Candles. Helps me.