[emjay73]

hay chris

Happy new year !! Love the show !! The citizens of the Uk owe our early morning smiles to you !! Any way I hope you can help my hubby Alex,i bought him Call of duty 4 on Ps3 for xmas and hes absolutely gutted as hes completed the game in 6 hrs !!! i told him its not possible as you are the law when it comes to gaming ,and you have still not completed it even after 14 hrs of straight hard core sessions !! So tell me is there some secret paralell universe within the game or is he just bloody fantastic and a good aim???? Cheers chris hoping you can help me in my husbands hour of need........... emma xxxxxxxxxx

[Ezza]

Chris Moyles doesn't actually visit this site much. (I don't think anyway) But some of the other gamer geeks on here may know

[Console]

I borrowed the game off of my sisters fiancé, and completed it in about 6 hours; the single player missions are incredibly easy, and I don't think that it is these that Chris spends 14 hours on. The multiplayer, XBox live, side of the game is where most people spend countless hours of their lives shooting the crap out of each other; this, I've been told, can be extremely 'fun' and the hours apparently just fly by.

[S4B]

Oooh Beadle Poke is back!

[emjay73]

Hi All

Many thanks for the replies,i guess im just glad that i bought my hubby something he doesnt have to return after xmas !!!

[S4B]

Hi All

Many thanks for the replies,i guess im just glad that i bought my hubby something he doesnt have to return after xmas !!!

Or.........now he's played it take it back and swap it for something harder? **Didn't really suggest that!**

I've been busy eating children and old people.

Are you going to behave this time?

[S4B]

I'll take that as a no then!

[Sunny So Cal]

What a lamentable occurrence of deja vu...

[foot-loose]

I was sitting at home one evening, reading the Chris Moyles forum while juggeling my testicals when I could hear this annoying voice coming from outside my house, I went outside to see S4B doing some sick sacrificial dance in the name of our tubby DJ friend, I told her to be quiet, she laughed at me and told me to behave, I shook my fist in defiance and went back inside.

That night I devised a cunning plan.

The following morning I was once again browsing the Chris Moyles forum while juggeling my testicals when I could hear that same mudane voice in the background. I went outside and there she was in all her glory, naked rolling around in the mud shouting sweet nothings in the name of Chris Moyales.

I Told S4B that I was the Wizard of Oz and could gve her the ability to review books after reading one paragraph and that I could also give her a sense of humour. The plan worked and she came into my house and then I ate her.

Is it wrong to laugh at that?

I know it's meant to be "lets all stick up for each other" and all that crap - but he paints such a colourful picture...!

[Sunny So Cal]

Me, too. He’s not mudane at all. He’s a great sense of humour (and apparently imagination). Too bad it’s hampered by a vicious and worrying fixation on S4! Perhaps if his girlfriend was the one juggeling his testicals he’d be more agreeable?

[Yudster]

I've been busy eating children and old people.

Are you going to behave this time?

I laughed too, sorry S4B - but you did kind of ask for it.....!

[S4B]

** realises who her friends are**

[Ezza]

Well Hello Beadle Poke. Just a small factor, but as we're only 5 days into 2008, how do you know Sunny's going to be the most boring? We have a whole 360 days to go yet.

[S4B]

The award for the most revolting, arrogant, rude and ignorant member of the board goes to..............................

Beadle Poke

No explanation necessary!

[Ezza]

Was he like this last time he was here?

[S4B]

Pretty much yeah Ezza only last time it was me not Sunny who got the abuse! Best thing to do actually is to ignore him. Hard I know but best. It's what I intend to do now.

[Ezza]

Well, this proves S4Bs point

[S4B]

Which point?

[Sunny So Cal]

Yes, in fact, I believe he was given a wrist-slapping by Chris for same said behavior of sowing discord. Speaking of boring, Beadle, you'd think in your several months absence you would have picked up a new personality or modus operandi (It's OK if you don't know what it means. Look it up).

Oh, dear, I'm found boring by an illiterate, 20-something, Moyles-hating, sociopath. How distressing...

[Ezza]

Which point?

The arrogant, whatever else you said one.
I can't be bothered to find it

[S4B]

Ahh. Now you two do NOT get into a batle with him. He'll go away if we ignore him! I'm off to bed.

[Ezza]

Would I do such a thing?

its "battle"...

[S4B]

See I should go to bed I'm obviously tired if I can't even spell that!

[Ezza]

Yes you should. You're still here though..

[Ezza]

Could someone other than this immediate band of meat maids correct me if I'm wrong here?

Who would this band be?