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By Andy B
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My landlady is kicking me out because I complain too much and ask her to get things fixed like the bathroom extractor and the leaky taps in the bathroom. Got a letter from the estate agents saying she wants us out in 2 months. No-one moves house at this time of year so there are no properties available at the moment plus very few places take pets. Also as it cost me a fortune to move the last time (4 months ago!) i've not even finished paying off the previous costs let alone saved up for the deposit and moving costs for a new place.

Anyone got a spare £3K lying around at Christmas they wanna loan me? I'll pay it back in 3,000,000 weekly installments at 0.00007% interest?
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By kendra k
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i want to go home and crawl into my little cave and never come out. i have terrrrrrrible cramps but am at mr kendra k's parents, where i can't take an obscene amount of baths to dull the pain. i have a splitting headache from the mom's constant talking in a very shrill voice, relating the weather, planning out every possible thing we can do in the next week, talking about things we've done in the past two days, and i'm tired of being sick. this has been rubbish.b
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By MK Chris
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How can you pack when you don't know how long you're going for?

I have swapped my power supply and am getting a blue screen of death. This is immensely annoying, as I don't know if I can find my operating system CD. If I have it at all.
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By Vivienne
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I've had too many zzzz's last night, and feel a bit groggy this morning :? I'm going for a walk soon, which should clear my head a bit.
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By Andy B
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I wish people I know would stop dying at Christmas, seriously I've known 3 people who've died and they've all gone around this time. Puts a real downer on things.
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By Yudster
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If it's any consolation AndyB, I did wonder if I might die this Christmas, but it's looking a bit less likely now. My cat almost died too, but he's staged a comeback of biblical proportions.
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By MK Chris
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Milton Keynes Lightning also staged a comeback of biblical proportions last night. I will concede that's probably less important than the cat though!

You're a bit better then Yudwuk?
By Ezza
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Whats annoying me is that my interview is on the same day as two exams, and I have until 30th Dec to rearrange it. I don't even know if anyone will be in the offices to answer my calls it being Christmas and everything. Grr.
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By kendra k
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what's annoying me? trivial things. i'm really trying to be a good sport here for the sake of mr kendra k, but it seems like everything is against me in annoying little ways. his mom brags about making loads of veggies and then cooks them to death, making them largely inedible to my dainty california palate. then she keeps making mr kendra k's baked good recipes fancy by adding raisins to the mix- i can't stand raisins, especially in baked goods. when i try to gracefully decline, she starts questioning me, but i don't know what else to do. i mean, i know she's trying but i'd rather eat something i don't find gross. of course mr kendra k tries to advocate for me, but in the end he rolls over because he's really a momma's boy.

i'm also annoyed that all this family talks about is food and planning and the plans change 12 times a day, making all prior planning sort of useless.
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By Zoot
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I've just seen one of the presents I've bought Mrs Zoot on Christmas eve is now £20 cheaper. Bloody January sales...
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By Sunny So Cal
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I went shopping at Target today and mixed in with all the (other) bitchy women who were also sales shopping. God. What a nightmare.
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By Sunny So Cal
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Wow...and now annoying me is the dodgy wireless internet reception on this MacBook or the MacBook itself. I hit "submit" once, it froze and submitted it twice.
*sigh*
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By MK Chris
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The fact that Mrs Topher's birthday present is not a surprise to her is slightly annoying (as she asked for it.. I think she realised that I don't pick up on hints very quickly), but I've got her birthday sorted already, which is a good thing!
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By catherine
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boorrreeedddddd me an lou are drunk telling lads they have small coctail sausagghes, asking nikki to come round who i have sexed but could do it again because he has a big doodar and erm i'm drinking malibu i got the bigfgest bottle was 17 quid, louise is bumming my elbow and now humping it slowly whilst she poured my malibu because she stolened my alcomoholicals


Lou: cath liesssssssssssssss i did not sex her elbow, it was more like her shoulder....
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By Andy B
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The above post is nominated for best post ever!

I've got proper bloody flu, not a cold, not man flu but proper bond fide flu so I've been in bed unable to move or breathe since boxing day! And now my missus has it too so I've no-one to look after me.

Oh and I finally got around to getting a new laptop and now my broadband is playing up so I can't get on the net (GPRS before anyone points out the obvious). I have no idea how vista works I can't even turn the damn thing off, it keeps going into sleep mode. I'm just letting the battery run out to turn it off now although the battery is so crap that only takes about half an hour or so.

I feel like crap.
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By Yudster
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Ok, annoying isn't really the right word, but upsetting me right now is the news I have just been given that a friend of mine who was treated a year or so ago for breast cancer has now got bone secondaries. I think the medical prognosis here will be bleak. She's only a few years older than me.
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By MK Chris
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catherine wrote:asking nikki to come round who i have sexed but could do it again because he has a big doodar

Nikki is a boy?
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By Zoot
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catherine wrote:asking nikki to come round who i have sexed but could do it again because he has a big dooda

Is that like sexing a Hamster? I think its something to do with the shape of a patch of fur under the tail.
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