[Yudster]

I hope he has, I need to check something........

[foot-loose]

I thought most woman in that situation went to Boots...? (Or Asda, as I had to do once upon a time, but the less said about that the better!)

[Yudster]

I'll paper-sift the options before I go throwing money at it Foots. As a Scot, I thought you'd have appreciated that.

[foot-loose]

I'll ignore that and put it down to your hormones.

[Yudster]

And I'll ignore that and put it down to your small penis and anglo-envy.

[Console]

I'll ignore that and put it down to your hormones.

Ha, says the person who wants to go around chopping peoples balls off (you illiterate, Scottish git).

[Zoot]

Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight...

*Gives Yudster his Sporran Seeker Gun...*

[Yudster]

Hah, like I need that. I'll just follow the overpowering stench of haggis (which is not the same as the overpowering stench of Haggis), tie him up in a basement and get Katie Price to come and sing to him for a few hours. With her top off.

[foot-loose]

And I'll ignore that and put it down to your small penis and anglo-envy.

No, now you're just being a name calling Scotlandist.

I'll ignore that and put it down to your hormones.

Ha, says the person who wants to go around chopping peoples balls off (you illiterate, Scottish git).

Baws, Console. It's pronounced 'baws'.

And that has nothing to do with hormones.

Hah, like I need that. I'll just follow the overpowering stench of haggis (which is not the same as the overpowering stench of Haggis)

Have you ever smelled haggis? I'll grant you that some folk might not like it because of what it 'supposedly' contains, but it is choc full of herbs and spices - it smells amazing.

[Yudster]

And I'll ignore that and put it down to your small penis and anglo-envy.

No, now you're just being a name calling Scotlandist.

Are you saying that everyone in Scotland has a small penis? Is it the land of teensy penipee? And note - it's Footy saying this, not me.

[foot-loose]

And I'll ignore that and put it down to your small penis and anglo-envy.
Are you saying that everyone in Scotland has a small penis? Is it the land of teensy penipee? And note - it's Footy saying this, not me.

Nope.

Nor do I see how you get there from what I said.

I'm basically saying that you have resorted to petty name calling and abusing Scotland.

[Boboff]

* of you scottish twat, you talkin out you arse hole you numpty.

Oh, and welcome to the board !



* smillie thing indicates that first line is ironic, and not meant in any way*

Twat

[Yudster]

No, abusing you. I never said Scotland suffers from anglo-envy. Just you. Whatever my thoughts on the subject, I never said anything other than you. And it was you that took my small penis comment - directed solely at you - and implied I meant the whole of Scotland. I didn't, but really, you should know.

Anyway, enjoy Jordans boobies. And her beautiful singing voice. You're in for a treat this weekend, I can tell you.

[Yudster]

Look, I'm no good at sustaining this mean and bitchy thing - can I just make it clear that I love Footy and this isn't real? Thank you!

[foot-loose]

...?

[whiney voice]I didnt!![/whiney voice]

Not intentionally anyways.

You still resorted to name calling. And what evidence do you have for either of your allegations? Has Zoot been sending you photos of me again?

[Yudster]

What name did I call you? Other than Footy?

[foot-loose]

... I see you nicely avoided my question. In much the same way I just avoided yours.

[Sunny So Cal]

Wow. There I was perfectly content with my new signature, feeling it was absolutely priceless, but this thread has produced several brilliant ones. Small penis anglo-envy? God. That's...that's just...cutting. It's superb.

[Mozzer]

So anyway... Dom?

I think he's great, the show just wouldn't be the same without him. I'm a bit disappointed that his features aren't working out, I'm sure Just Ask Dom had some longevity in it. Hopefully they'll give him something fresh for the new year.

[franczola]

Ive made no secret that Im not a fan of Doms on this forum before.

I find him very irritating, and think he is quite false in his humor. Butting into jokes when not needed. (almost commercial radio-esque)

I too think he has too much involvement in the show. Carrie only has (had) one feature, so why should Dom have so many? Thet have all been poor, and correctly axed.

I agree, lets leave the comedy to Chris and Dave, and leave dom to do what he does best..read the news.

Franc'

[nade]

So anyway... Dom?

I think he's great, the show just wouldn't be the same without him. I'm a bit disappointed that his features aren't working out, I'm sure Just Ask Dom had some longevity in it. Hopefully they'll give him something fresh for the new year.

I just thought of a new feature for Dom.... "Who wants to slap slaphead?"

[Andy B]

I'll tell you which bit is difficult you Scottish renegade backwoods green with anglo-envy filled with delusions of grandeur two bit tin pot wannabe baw-hacking dictator - THE F*CKING INCONSISTENCY OF YOUR STUPID ARBITRARY RULES!!!!!!!!!

Can I just point out that I'm the two-bit, tin-pot wannabe dictator with delusions of granduer. I just delegate the baw hacking to Mr Foots.

Yuds is scary when she's angry.

[foot-loose]

*scarier

[Sunny So Cal]

I was going to point that out, Andy, but I was afraid
Nade, do we get to pick where to slap Dom??

[nade]

Nade, do we get to pick where to slap Dom??

haha, it depends on if he is bald anywhere else