[Sunny So Cal]

Then I'm taking California and Hawaii and maybe the Virgin Islands. Also, I would like to give diplomatic immunity to New York and take that, too. You can have the rest of the north, Andy.

[Yudster]

Sunny, can I have Freedom of the City of New York? Which obviously includes free shopping, a permanent suite at The Algonquin and a perpetual reservtion at "21".......?

[Boboff]

If I was voted President Yuds, It's definite, as is the appointment of Sunny to Mayor of California and the Virgin Isles. You could be minister of all things fluffy, and I would have Ballbag as minister for attractiveness and taxes. ( We would tax Raddishes, and Tomatoes, and abolish tax on Lambert and butler gold and Dry Blackthorn.)

[S4B]

Correct spelling will be abolished too!

I'm not electing you then!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bonanzoid]

Correct spelling will be abolished too!

I'm not electing you then!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nor would I. Unless your lysdexic there's no excuse.

[Sunny So Cal]

You got it, Yuds. Free shopping!
I appoint myself Secretary of the Treasury for Cartier, Harry Winston, Bulgari, Van Cleef and Arpels and Tiffany and Co. in NYC and can therefore take what I want.
What? Is that not how it works?

[Yudster]

No, you're fine, that works for me!

[Sunny So Cal]

Let's go. We'll let Andy sort out his world domination thing while we're away. I think my new title gives me loads of paid vacation?

[Andy B]

Correct spelling will be abolished too!

I'm not electing you then!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not being elected, it's a worldwide coup. The rest of the worlds governments are being executed and I'm in charge but with a few randoms helping out along the way. Friends, people who sound interesting etc...

And New York is being turned into a prison anyway. We'll move the shops and stuff if you like though.

[Yudster]

Couldn't you annexe Canada and put the prison there? Toronto is a ghastly place, it would make a great prison. Or Labrador, that's an island isn't it? Ideal. It would be a shame to waste New York.

[MK Chris]

You leave Canada alone! Alright I've never been to Toronto, but you can leave Alberta and BC as it is.

[Andy B]

I wanna put Kurt Russel there and re-create that great film though......

[TIAL]

Personally I didnt like the week of Moyles on the Road - being that I dont watch any soaps and all of the gag idol stuff was too rude to broadcast so was a bit of a non-feature. I think they seem more comfortable in the studio when the show isnt based around a city that alot of people dont have any connection to.

Saying that, I've loved the show this year

[Sunny So Cal]

And New York is being turned into a prison anyway. We'll move the shops and stuff if you like though.

It's not just the shops. That's prime real estate plus the park is gorgeous.

Couldn't you annexe Canada and put the prison there? Toronto is a ghastly place, it would make a great prison. Or Labrador, that's an island isn't it? Ideal. It would be a shame to waste New York.

I agree wholeheartedly. Turn Canada into a prison. Instead of making license plates have the prisoners cudgel the barbarians that club the baby seals!

[foot-loose]

So a baby seal walks into a club...

[Sunny So Cal]

Speaking of monthly cycles

[Zippys step brother]

Right. I'm going to say this. I think today's show is the worst show of the actual year.

Just after 0630 hours, Moyles was complaining about the price of pills (he is not keeping well). It cost him £8.00 for 2 tablets, which he didn't actually take after buying them! Well, there's no answer to that is there.

He then went on to complain for ages afterwards, and has played a lot of crap music from the past.

I've switched off the rest of this morning's show. All I can say is.... go and see a doctor, Chris, get a good night's sleep, and hopefully by tomorrow the show will be considerably more positive.

It allowed me to win at Chris de ja vu I like the fact I wake up with a real human NOT a corporate kiss ass he just like life Viv

[Vivienne]

Well, certainly that is one great thing about Moyles, the fact that is he isn't a corporate kiss-ass. That particular show had just annoyed me, that's all. And it's not often that R1 annoy me.

[S4B]

It allowed me to win at Chris de ja vu I like the fact I wake up with a real human NOT a corporate kiss ass he just like life Viv

You do know the word is "deja" not "de ja" don't you? Also I don't understand that sentence at all!!! In fact I'm sure it's not a sentence.

**Looks for Console and Topher for grammatical support**