[Vivienne]

sometime back, as I remember (I think?)... why? interested in drooling, are we?

[foot-loose]

When was Myleene Klass on Top Gear?

i was about to ask the same thing...?

[Console]

sometime back, as I remember (I think?)... why? interested in drooling, are we?

No, but I don't ever remember her being on there, and I took a look at a list of Top Gear guests, and her name wasn't on it.

[foot-loose]

sometime back, as I remember (I think?)... why? interested in drooling, are we?

I dont think i've seen her on there and ive just done a yahoo search (google is buggered up for me at the moment - anyone else having problems?) and cant find a reference on there either?

[Vivienne]

sorry, it may be all in my head.

[Yudster]

She is ridiculously beautiful, I agree. And I bet earning a living from that is a lot easier than being a concert pianist.

[Yudster]

And if you look at the beginning of the discussion, Viv said "Mylene Klass ???", and I replied with "Mylene Klass or whoever it was" - since then, we have been discussing Mylene Klass!

[Vivienne]

sorry, it's all my fault! And it's seems she's never even been on the show (!!).

[Yudster]

Don't worry, its still a valid discussion, even if it wasn't her! Actually, the fact that you can't remember who it was kind of underlines the point I was making....! Well not really. But a bit. Sort of.

[Vivienne]

sorry, there was someone he was talking to (female)... I remember it so specifically, because he was so patronising, and I was feeling very angry, and thinking about ice-picks/axes, etc. I do remember this.

[Console]

I think Yudster's right, JC patronises everyone, male and female; it's just the one you were watching at the time was female. It's his very non-PC style of presenting that makes him so much fun to watch.

[Vivienne]

Personally I just plain don't like him.

[kendra k]

i like him, but you'd probably say i'm patronizing.

last night they showed hammond's first crash here and mr. kendra k was totally mortified by it. he was really sad to see the rocket car die.

[S4B]

I was glad to see the Hamster survive! Watched Sunday's Programme last night, who said something about Hammond's hair being dreadful because I'd like to second that. He's trying to look like an 80's throwback!

The programme was funny though - I loved James pretending he liked a car he hated!

[foot-loose]

Stolen from another forum:


Jeremy Clarkson was at the centre of a police investigation after grappling with a hooded teenager.

Approached by a group of youngsters outside an entertainment complex, the BBC presenter assumed they were fans of his motoring programme Top Gear.

But instead of asking for his autograph, the gang wanted to know whether he had any "security" with him.

When the famously outspoken presenter walked away, they followed him shouting taunts.

Clarkson then grabbed the ringleader by his hood, only to find he was being filmed by his friends on their mobile phones.

"I was actually thinking, "Jesus, I'm going to get done for assault if I'm not carefulî," he wrote in his newspaper column.

Police were called by a 14-year-old girl member of the group who claimed 6ft 5ins Clarkson had been abusive.



Read the newspaper report here

Then read his excellent Sunday Times article!

[MK Chris]

That was on the front page of the MK News! It was the Xscape in Milton Keynes.

It's amusing he has now named Milton Keynes the capital of Happy Slapping.

[Bonanzoid]

Damn 'hoodies'. They deserve everything they get - mainly ASBOs and giros.

[Bonanzoid]

Wait, that suggested they deserve giros. Take it back.

[foot-loose]

The Milton Keynes part did amuse me.

I think you would suit a hoodie, topher. It would cover the hair anyways.

[Yudster]

Great article. Love Jezza. Jezza for PM. He's got my vote. I reckon he'd be ok with baw chopping too, so Footy for deputy PM.

[MK Chris]

I also like how the Daily Mail have printed this picture:


With this caption:

Mr Clarkson shouted at the hoodie to go away (picture posed by a model)

I think you would suit a hoodie, topher. It would cover the hair anyways.

I have got hooded tops, I never have the hood up though.

[Console]

My jogging sweatshirt has a hood that I put up; in my defence is it pretty cold this time of year at pre-6 o'clock.

[Yudster]

Jogging? Jogging?! No-one jogs these days Console. These days we call it "running". It's the same as jogging, but makes us sound more athletic.

[Boboff]

I have a hooded top and never run, it has those nice pockets the the front you can put your hands in rather like a muffler, which is a nice word I think, reminds you of the word Muff, which is nice. Moist is a nice word.... You can't beat a moist..................


There ain't no thread I can't perv on !

[foot-loose]

Jogging? Jogging?! No-one jogs these days Console. These days we call it "running". It's the same as jogging, but makes us sound more athletic.

I may be wrong, but I believe they are two different sports - jogging is what normal people do, but you can go to clubs to run.

Don't ask me to explain any more than that.