[Sunny So Cal]

No I believe it was Foots that was supposed to buy the boots for her. Am not sure if it was reliant upon him wearing the hot dog costume, though? Ah well, there's always next Halloween

[foot-loose]

What boots?

I'm not buying anyone boots.

[MK Chris]

I'm not following this.

[foot-loose]

That makes at least two of us.

[Sunny So Cal]

What boots?

I'm not buying anyone boots.

It all comes from not paying attention in the chatroom...
Cat (I'm fairly certain) nominated you to buy her the fancy boots she had her eye on. However, I am unsure whether or not it was dependent upon you wearing the never Fed-Ex'd hot dog costume? You can settle that with her.

[foot-loose]

I don't listen to anything she says.

[Vivienne]

if you now view the Who's Online page you'll find the new forum location 'Chatting' will appear for those people in the chat room.

I spotted this on Tuesday morning before other people, I think! If you view "who's online" as often as I do, you can often get your eye on stuff other people would miss.

[MK Chris]

You seem reasonably obsessed by the Who's Online page actually.

It's one of the reasons I've hidden my online status.

[Vivienne]

It's called being "nosy". Not being obsessed. I'd make a great detective. And come out of hiding, if you dare !

[MK Chris]

From my limited knowledge of you, I think you'd make an awful detective. Wrongful arrests left right and centre, people getting away with things willy and indeed nilly..

[Vivienne]

You're wrong. Even my own mother has always said I'd be a great detective. And, to the contrary, I'd lock half the U.K. up.

[MK Chris]

If you would lock half the UK up, without reason (I'm assuming you don't know half the UK population, especially their criminal pastimes), then you would make an awful detective.

[Vivienne]

I meant, I would be on the case of criminals, noticing everything, and doing something about it.

[foot-loose]

Viv, we are going to chop their baws off. That will solve everything.

That and breed a species of octopee. I tell thee, it's a win win situation.

[Vivienne]

A species of octupi is a good idea. Arms going everywhere.

[Sunny So Cal]

Viv, you said you paid attention. If you did, you would know they are not called "arms" but "sausages."

[Sunny So Cal]

As I am livid with all males in the house at the moment, I have taken a sudden fancy to the baw chopping regime. Off with their baws, I say! Mini guillotines, slightly rusty, dull, drenched in lemon juice and salt.

Thank you. I accept the invitation to join the new world order. Up with sausages!

[Yudster]

Up with sausages and off with their baws? It's enough to make even my eyes water.

[foot-loose]

sausages and salt don't mix

[MK Chris]

You don't look particularly happy with your St Andrews flag.

[Yudster]

It's the Heiland Coo that's causing the consternation I think.

[MK Chris]

Ah - there go my stupendous observation skills again... I didn't even notice the coo.

[Yudster]

It's massive, covered in ginger hair and has two of the most enormous horns ever seen. Well, maybe I am more likely to notice it than you........

[foot-loose]

It's massive, covered in ginger hair and has two of the most enormous horns ever seen. Well, maybe I am more likely to notice it than you........

Is that the coo or Mr Yudster?

[Yudster]

The coo. Mr Yudster doesn't have as much hair......