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MI6- England
Thanks for releasing the MI6 information slowly Dominic. Obviously the BBC One team are aware of the huge upheaval it would cause if all this info was released in one go. There would be riots in the streets and England would never be the same again. I never knew that they had Red Carpets in MI6 and am still reeling from the revelation.
It truly is a massive coup to secure this special.
What will Wednesday have in store? God Bless England.
I heard their management team foresaw the potential social unrest and deep political instability which could have been caused by the release and sent the team on a tour of the north for their own safety.
Maybe Gag Idol was pre-recorded, and the team are actually broadcasting safely from a bunker miles deep under Whitehall.
God bless them...all the best from a surface dweller as England slides into anarchy.
_____News just in, we have a leaked document from D.Byrne. So jealous was he of Andy West that he went and did a science special. It's going to be released next week, to allow people to recover from this weeks knockout scoop____________________________________________________
Hacked straight from Doms computer.....
How could I top last weeks political scoop? After revealing to the nation that MI6 trains spies and is not anything like James Bond I decided to lie low for a while.
SCIENCE NEWS
Scientists have confirmed that there is a spherical object orbiting the earth, tentatively named Lunahi, Luna, or simply the "Moon".
In another massive coup, our award winning senior reporter Dominic Byrne, the first ever professional idiot EVER to set foot in the hallowed corridors of NASA,
interviews a Senior NASA spokesman about this most mysterious of heavenly bodies. An unamed source has confirmed that the "Moon" is a circular object that can be seen
with the naked eye mainly at night, although, paradoxically, it can also be seen during the day, where it can easily be confused with a similar, brighter object, known
only as the SUN.---
D.B Reports
*****************************************
I thought I'd seen protection at MI6, but nothing prepared me for the Kafkaesque nightmare I encountered at NASA HQ.
The identification process, known simply as I.Ding, consists of a series of "questions". Upon taking your passport, drivers license or video rental card, the
secuirity staff or "Cashier", asks you a series of highly personal questions.
Guard: "NAME?"
Oh dear. Whatever was I to do?
Luckily I remembered- Dominic.
Guard: "SURNAME?"
(Cold sweat)
Guard: Byrne.
There was a pause. Time stood still.
Guard: "MIDDLE NAME?"
She was staring right into my soul. It was all was too much.
I fainted.
When I woke up, I was being led through a strange corridor lined with futuristic contraptions.
Most impressive was a triple pronged circular machine, which clicked as people passed through it, but which
would not let anyone pass in the opposite direction!
What other reverse engineered alien technology are they harbouring in this dreamlike world? I mused.
Next, I was herded along with others to a set of MOVING STAIRS, into a four sided room, known obliquley as a VISITORS CENTER.
Everywhere I saw people in strange green jumpers, with reflective pieces of plastic pinned to them. The pieces of plastic had strange symbols scratched on them. Obviously more alien symbols.
(Either that or nametags Dom...Ed)
I was approached by the NASA spokesman. I asked him if I could take notes. Nonchalantly he nodded. What follows is a VERBATIM transcript of what happened. UNEDITED.
If you are one of the first to read this information before the elite suppress it, please copy it and send it to everyone you know.
DB: Hello
NS: Hello
DB: How are you?
NS: Im fine and you?
DB: Fine.
(Playing it cool huh?)
DB:Im Dominic Byrne from the BBC. And I'd like you to explain exactly what the moon is.
NS: Well, the moon is an object that's in the sky and it rotates a bit and orbits.
DB: Does NASA have any idea what it's purpose is?
NS: Purpose?
(I waited)
NS: We can neither confirm nor deny any purpose for the moon. Its just a rock that spins.
(Sure sure, and I'm Jimmy Carr's Dad)
DB:If this highly sensitive information is released to the public at large, it could cause, chaos, riots, and the end to the social order as we know it. Are you prepared to accpect responsibility for this?
NS: No problem go ahead
DB: How long have you known about this "Moon"
NS: About 400-1000 years.
(I had stumbled upon a conspiracy of vast proportions. What lengths would they go to to conceal this information from the public?
People had to know?)
DB: I will release this information to the public
NS: Like I say, It's not a problem
The only thing was to get out alive.
I made a dash for the alien contraption known as the Turns Tile. I ran faster than I ever had in my life. Just as I was going through to freedom, a beam of energy as hard as steel shot out and pelted me headlong to the floor.
I got up. Dizzy, Elated, Confused, Triumphant.
I saw the guards surrounding me. One of them, obviously an MI5 double agent, said:
"Sir, you can use the exit to the right..."
I dashed towards this door, rushing towards the air, trees, and freedom, sweet freedom.
As I reached the door frame I was stopped dead by a nearly invisible material which blocked my way.
MI6 Forensic have since confirmed this material as "Glass"
I fumbled with the death trap. People were surrounding me again.
The double agent came to my rescue again...
She gently pushed a thin strip of metal bisecting the "glass"
The door opened.
I was free.
NEXT WEEK:
New band on the block: NIRVANA
Russell Brand... Was he a marijuana smoker?
Science II- With Dominic Byrne.
Can man ever visit the moon?
Water, what is it?
Air. How essential is it really?
MI6- England
Thanks for releasing the MI6 information slowly Dominic. Obviously the BBC One team are aware of the huge upheaval it would cause if all this info was released in one go. There would be riots in the streets and England would never be the same again. I never knew that they had Red Carpets in MI6 and am still reeling from the revelation.
It truly is a massive coup to secure this special.
What will Wednesday have in store? God Bless England.
I heard their management team foresaw the potential social unrest and deep political instability which could have been caused by the release and sent the team on a tour of the north for their own safety.
Maybe Gag Idol was pre-recorded, and the team are actually broadcasting safely from a bunker miles deep under Whitehall.
God bless them...all the best from a surface dweller as England slides into anarchy.
_____News just in, we have a leaked document from D.Byrne. So jealous was he of Andy West that he went and did a science special. It's going to be released next week, to allow people to recover from this weeks knockout scoop____________________________________________________
Hacked straight from Doms computer.....
How could I top last weeks political scoop? After revealing to the nation that MI6 trains spies and is not anything like James Bond I decided to lie low for a while.
SCIENCE NEWS
Scientists have confirmed that there is a spherical object orbiting the earth, tentatively named Lunahi, Luna, or simply the "Moon".
In another massive coup, our award winning senior reporter Dominic Byrne, the first ever professional idiot EVER to set foot in the hallowed corridors of NASA,
interviews a Senior NASA spokesman about this most mysterious of heavenly bodies. An unamed source has confirmed that the "Moon" is a circular object that can be seen
with the naked eye mainly at night, although, paradoxically, it can also be seen during the day, where it can easily be confused with a similar, brighter object, known
only as the SUN.---
D.B Reports
*****************************************
I thought I'd seen protection at MI6, but nothing prepared me for the Kafkaesque nightmare I encountered at NASA HQ.
The identification process, known simply as I.Ding, consists of a series of "questions". Upon taking your passport, drivers license or video rental card, the
secuirity staff or "Cashier", asks you a series of highly personal questions.
Guard: "NAME?"
Oh dear. Whatever was I to do?
Luckily I remembered- Dominic.
Guard: "SURNAME?"
(Cold sweat)
Guard: Byrne.
There was a pause. Time stood still.
Guard: "MIDDLE NAME?"
She was staring right into my soul. It was all was too much.
I fainted.
When I woke up, I was being led through a strange corridor lined with futuristic contraptions.
Most impressive was a triple pronged circular machine, which clicked as people passed through it, but which
would not let anyone pass in the opposite direction!
What other reverse engineered alien technology are they harbouring in this dreamlike world? I mused.
Next, I was herded along with others to a set of MOVING STAIRS, into a four sided room, known obliquley as a VISITORS CENTER.
Everywhere I saw people in strange green jumpers, with reflective pieces of plastic pinned to them. The pieces of plastic had strange symbols scratched on them. Obviously more alien symbols.
(Either that or nametags Dom...Ed)
I was approached by the NASA spokesman. I asked him if I could take notes. Nonchalantly he nodded. What follows is a VERBATIM transcript of what happened. UNEDITED.
If you are one of the first to read this information before the elite suppress it, please copy it and send it to everyone you know.
DB: Hello
NS: Hello
DB: How are you?
NS: Im fine and you?
DB: Fine.
(Playing it cool huh?)
DB:Im Dominic Byrne from the BBC. And I'd like you to explain exactly what the moon is.
NS: Well, the moon is an object that's in the sky and it rotates a bit and orbits.
DB: Does NASA have any idea what it's purpose is?
NS: Purpose?
(I waited)
NS: We can neither confirm nor deny any purpose for the moon. Its just a rock that spins.
(Sure sure, and I'm Jimmy Carr's Dad)
DB:If this highly sensitive information is released to the public at large, it could cause, chaos, riots, and the end to the social order as we know it. Are you prepared to accpect responsibility for this?
NS: No problem go ahead
DB: How long have you known about this "Moon"
NS: About 400-1000 years.
(I had stumbled upon a conspiracy of vast proportions. What lengths would they go to to conceal this information from the public?
People had to know?)
DB: I will release this information to the public
NS: Like I say, It's not a problem
The only thing was to get out alive.
I made a dash for the alien contraption known as the Turns Tile. I ran faster than I ever had in my life. Just as I was going through to freedom, a beam of energy as hard as steel shot out and pelted me headlong to the floor.
I got up. Dizzy, Elated, Confused, Triumphant.
I saw the guards surrounding me. One of them, obviously an MI5 double agent, said:
"Sir, you can use the exit to the right..."
I dashed towards this door, rushing towards the air, trees, and freedom, sweet freedom.
As I reached the door frame I was stopped dead by a nearly invisible material which blocked my way.
MI6 Forensic have since confirmed this material as "Glass"
I fumbled with the death trap. People were surrounding me again.
The double agent came to my rescue again...
She gently pushed a thin strip of metal bisecting the "glass"
The door opened.
I was free.
NEXT WEEK:
New band on the block: NIRVANA
Russell Brand... Was he a marijuana smoker?
Science II- With Dominic Byrne.
Can man ever visit the moon?
Water, what is it?
Air. How essential is it really?
