[MK Chris]

I've never heard of him either. I don't think I've heard of most of them, but the main time they seem to talk about it is when I'm barely conscious, so I don't really hear it. I certainly don't remember the names.

[S4B]

Have you never watched the film Willow?
Watch it Topher you'll enjoy it

[SAV1OUR]

I don't blame you for not doing, "I'm a celeb"... it just gets worse every year. Celeb BB has been banned as I understand it for this year. yahoo

What did you think of those Dean Gaffney clips last year tho? They were quite hilarious, but only because I heard them when Chris played them because he has this knack for picking out tiny pieces of audio and having a laugh. I do sometimes tune in for the actual telly show, but only because its escapism on a really great level, and I miss Australia, I last went there in '99

[Yudster]

Is she still shagging Cristiano Ronaldo?

[S4B]

See I don't get this Yuds, you won't watch Scissorhands yet you have huge celeb gossip knowledge!

[Yudster]

I think there's a difference between the occasional foray onto the Sky Showbiz News web page, which I freely admit to enjoying, and z-list celeb ridden unreality TV shows, which I loathe. I did watch Scissorhands last night though, in honour of Dave's bum, and I know who your friend Warwick is now. Him and Li'l Chris were the best things on it. That Ninja woman or whatever her name is is awful! And apart from Aled, I don't know who any of the rest of them are. I'm still allergic to Steve Strange, and Lee Stafford really is a thick gobshite, isn't he? I will not be watching the jungle thing at all, seeing as the only thing I know about any of the people on it is that apparently at one time (and possibly still) Gemma Atkinson (whoever she is) was shagging Cristiano Ronaldo (who I'm ashamed to say I think is cute).

[pjordan2000]

And phrased so wel Yuds! I like it...straight to the point!

[S4B]

I think there's a difference between the occasional foray onto the Sky Showbiz News web page, which I freely admit to enjoying, and z-list celeb ridden unreality TV shows, which I loathe. I did watch Scissorhands last night though, in honour of Dave's bum, and I know who your friend Warwick is now. Him and Li'l Chris were the best things on it. That Ninja woman or whatever her name is is awful! And apart from Aled, I don't know who any of the rest of them are. I'm still allergic to Steve Strange, and Lee Stafford really is a thick gobshite, isn't he? I will not be watching the jungle thing at all, seeing as the only thing I know about any of the people on it is that apparently at one time (and possibly still) Gemma Atkinson (whoever she is) was shagging Cristiano Ronaldo (who I'm ashamed to say I think is cute).

I don't go onto the showbiz news site nor do I usually watch these programmes, I'm only watching this one because of Warwick and Aled. I can't stand celebrity gossip!

[catherine]

That Javine is dating Harvey, who is from So Solid Crew, who was married to Alesha, who was from a band called misteeq, but cheated on her with Javine and Alesha walked in on them going at it OoOoOoO.

[S4B]

Cat, on the other hand, LOVES celeb gossip!

[Boboff]

I think there's a difference between the occasional foray onto the Sky Showbiz News web page, which I freely admit to enjoying, and z-list celeb ridden unreality TV shows, which I loathe. I did watch Scissorhands last night though, in honour of Dave's bum, and I know who your friend Warwick is now. Him and Li'l Chris were the best things on it. That Ninja woman or whatever her name is is awful! And apart from Aled, I don't know who any of the rest of them are. I'm still allergic to Steve Strange, and Lee Stafford really is a thick gobshite, isn't he? I will not be watching the jungle thing at all, seeing as the only thing I know about any of the people on it is that apparently at one time (and possibly still) Gemma Atkinson (whoever she is) was shagging Cristiano Ronaldo (who I'm ashamed to say I think is cute).

I am with Topher on this

PARAGRAPHS !

[Yudster]

But paragraphs are used to demarcate changes of subject - that's all one subject, therefore more than one paragraph would be incorrect!

[foot-loose]

makes it easier to read though.

[Yudster]

Sorry, I thought this was a grown ups forum. My mistake.

**watches toys bouncing down road as pram slowly rolls off in the opposite direction.....**

[Sunny So Cal]

For a second I thought you were referring to Footy's ball rolling along his sig block

[Yudster]

Chop it off!

[MK Chris]

I think it's a poor effort. Impressive would be the image of foot-loose kicking the ball away as it approached him...

[Sunny So Cal]

I know, I was a bit disappointed he didn't, too. Or at the very least have the dog chase it. Laziness is what it is

[foot-loose]

It's also the biggest football in the world - it's up to my waist!

[Yudster]

No, you just have the shortest legs in the world.

[foot-loose]

I suppose.

Hollie, my labrador, is nearly up to my shoulders.

[catherine]

You look weird with out glasses.

[Sunny So Cal]

yeah and your flag's too small

[Sunny So Cal]

The kilt?
The sporran?
Or do you have inside info you'd like to share, Lottie???

[S4B]

If she has I beg her not to share!