[Yudster]

Yep, instrumental cheese. It was nice.

[Zoot]

Now todays show was really funny, especially about 8.30 when Carrie reveals why she can't have a bikini wax... I was crying at the traffic lights it was so funny!

I absolutely agree, it was brilliant (although didn't she say she can't have a haircut because she's growing her hair for her wedding, so it'll have to be a bikini wax?)

Also did they play an instrumental for the cheesy song this morning? I thought they did, but I was still pretty much asleep, so I could be wrong.

No, she can't have a bikini wax, becasue 'There's nothing down there to wax'

[scamp88]

The shows not as funny as it was, and no longer does the show surround Chris and Dave but a whole host of other annoying people. I think Chris is a naturally funny but I don't feel like I like the format of the show anymore and I certainly long for the old afternoon show. If i was head of Radio 1 I'd swith Chris and Dave back to afternoons, dump Carrie and give the morning slot to Edith or Fern and Regie.

No no no Fern is lovely i fern but in the morning no no no no and Edith oh no no no no I cant listen to Edith when i am awake in the afternoon i might hang myself if she is on in the morning.

[Yudster]

I don't like Edith either, but I think it would be great to have her on in the mornings.

[scamp88]

If you dont like her why would you want her on in the mornings?

[Yudster]

I'm sure there was a reason.......

[scamp88]

which is

[MK Chris]

Completely contradicting herself, a bit like you in the other thread, I imagine.

[Yudster]

No, it's easy really. It's all here.

[Zoot]

Yep, it's not hard, let me explain - Edith gets the breakfast show, Homebase sell another bit of rope...

[MK Chris]

Ah I understand now.

Bit slow.

[Yudster]

Zoot really, how could you suggest such a thing!

[Zoot]

Zoot really, how could you suggest such a thing!

But I... But you...
aw shurrup

[scamp88]

Maybe i should kill myself then...

Maybe i should do a poll, see how many people say yes go for it.

[Ballbag]

Scamp, stop being a tit.

[MK Chris]

Don't be going for the sympathy vote now to try and make people feel guilty.. you said it, others picked up on it.

I thought you didn't care what people on the internet thought?

[Andy B]

Can we get back to talking about Carrie's Kojak please. That's far more interesting than people killing themselves. People who kill themselves are so selfish, they should be banned from using public transport to do it as well. I got stuck in North London the other day and it took me 4 HOURS to get home, selfish gits!

[Boboff]

That reminds me when there was a jumper on the Saltash Bridge, my Dad was in a Taxi and they had stopped the Traffic, Dad in a rush to get out jumped out the Cab and shouted, will you hurry up please, the table is booked for 8.30 and the meters running on the Cab. The Police let him out the following morning with a caution. So don't come here looking for sympathy.

[foot-loose]

People who want to kill themselves should have their baws chopped off.

[Andy B]

When I am dictator of the world (dictator sound so much better than president) I shall make attempting suicide on public transport or anywhere it could cause a nuisance punishable by forcing them to be kept alive at all costs but with their eyelids cut off and sat 24 hours a day watching daytime tele and reality tv shows...

...and chopping their baws off. (conducted under lisence from the Foot-loose baws removal dept.)

[Sunny So Cal]

Wait, is it just me or is Foots mentioning baws being chopped off in several threads?? I'm seeing a trend

[foot-loose]

its just you.

[Sunny So Cal]

I don't believe you

[foot-loose]

You need yer baws chopped off then.

[Sunny So Cal]

But...
*looks down*
Didn't we already have this conversation, too??