[andykeenan]

Anyone Remember the gags they done this morning i liked some of them

If Anyone knows em would be greatful

[S4B]

Try listen again I expect they're all on there

[Walter Sobchak]

CM: "I've got a Duckdoo"
TEAM: "Whats a Duckdoo?"
CM: "Quack Quack".

sounds similar to on that I've said before:
ME: "I've got Mehdogdoo"
ME MATE: "Whats Mehdogdoo"
ME: "Bark and pi$$ up lamposts"

[DemonHorse]

and similar gag from Red Dwarf in 1988 (Rimmer tried to use it as a chatup line he was practising on Lister)

"Would you like a wormdo?"
"Whats a wormdo?"
"It wriggles along the ground like that (does wriggling gesture with hands)"

[andykeenan]

If anyone can remeber them would be greatful of you

PLEASE

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Do you want me to buy you a joke book?

[foot-loose]

you should buy yerself a joke book.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

why?

[foot-loose]

to get yourself into that top funniest post thingy in Ramble.

I know how much it would mean to you.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

shush i'm doing the whole "am I really funny routine" as a double bluff so people think I am being sarcastic and dont really care when I really do.

I dont even know if I am double bluffing anymore.

[DemonHorse]

i thought it was triple bluff these days? or is that just on weekends?

[andykeenan]

If anyone does know the jokes he done please say

[catherine]

They've told you what to do go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1 then to dj's/shows go down to chris moyles and click on wed. You will then be listening again and you can hear the gags yourself. Stop giving Brummies a bad name on this site.

[S4B]

Have they got a good name on here then Asbogirl?

[MK Chris]

Have they got a good name anywhere? Come to that, have the taffs...?

[S4B]

OI!!! I hate that word it's like the 'B' one I hate! Sheep shaggers is fine but not the 'T' word!

[foot-loose]

Taffs is not like the word which I shall call the "B" word!

I'm still not convinced about how bad the "B" word actually is. Although I was discussing it with my friend the other day and she did hit me when I hinted about calling her it.

[S4B]

It is to me and the 'B' word is dreadful! You know I'm not a prude but I hate it. The 'T' word comes from the poem which means all welsh people are thieves!

[foot-loose]

but they are!

[MK Chris]

It is to me and the 'B' word is dreadful! You know I'm not a prude but I hate it. The 'T' word comes from the poem which means all welsh people are thieves!

Are you sure? Is it not derived from the River Taff, which runs through Wales?

P.S. Methinks foot-loose is slightly relieved we have gone from Scot bashing to Welsh bashing...

[foot-loose]

Meh - as I have said before - Wales is but a glitch in the matrix.

[S4B]

It comes from the poem which goes

*s4b clears throat*

"Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief, Taffy came to my house and stole a side of beef" Nothing to do with the Taf which runs through Cardiff as far as I know

[MK Chris]

I still think it's taken from the river. Is it not possible that the poem used the nickname, rather than started it?

[foot-loose]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Taff

"More precisely - British slang for a resident of Cardiff and it's environs (from the River Taff which runs through it). Derived from the days when Cardiff was the busiest sea port in the world (due to coal exports) - "Taff" or "Taffy" was a reference to the workers on the docks."

[S4B]

possible but that is the meaning I have for it and therefore find it insulting in the extreme! And we pronounxce it T-AH-Vuh not Taff so I can't see the connection