[Walter Sobchak]

Treacle isn't mined?

Course its not, can't believe people still believe that!

Its Farmed from Acle tree orchards, hence the name Tre(e-)acle.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treacle_mining

[Walter Sobchak]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treacle_mining

Well I never!

Nice one Mr Gaspode.

[Zoot]

The crusts on the bread are good for you.

How can they be any better for you than the rest of the bread. And i'm talking plastic manufactored white bread here, before any of you start on seeded babs or anything daft.

Round here we call the crusty ends of a loaf 'Knobbies"

True story!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

when you say "round here" do you mean in your head?

[ladbroke]

I call them 'knobbies' too!! Great with shed loads of butter, best bit of the bread.

[Sistermoon]

If you bite your nails, you could actually get worms! Especially if your nails are not clean.

My Mum must have been very honest, I can't recall any "stories" like these!

[jeddeth]

It's true! I buy honey from hives located in my city and when I eat a teaspoonful of it every morning in the Spring and early Summer I don't get allergies. No runny nose, no itchy eyes. It's amazing!

The reason it works is cause the bees collect pollen, dust, and allergens from your own area, so by ingesting it in the honey, your body builds up a tolerance to it.

[Boboff]

My Mum said if I kept doing that I would go blind.

Goodness this voice recognition software's come on.

I like the one about them only ringing the ice cream van song when it's run out of ice cream.

If you squeeze spots they scar ? Not sure they do ?

The reason you don't get pocket money and don't have crisps and sweets all the time like Jamie across the Street is that we have a Car and they don't, right the car you go to work in, whilst I walk 3 miles to school then, ok cheers then love.

if you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about ?

You'll enjoy it much more at your Grans, 5 miles from the nearest shop and no car, in the middle of the sticks, than coming with us to Portugal, honestly.

Your 6 month old sister needs her own room more than you do, you will have to share with your brother.

You are a real man when you set aside a stick especially to stir paint with.

You asked for that young man, the fact I have PMS and I suspect that your father is sleeping around, and has been on the piss for two weeks spending money we haven't got, has absolutely nothing to do with me beating the crap out of you, for looking at me like "that"

You can only physically eat two biscuits in one day.

If you feel sad and ugly go shopping in Asda and within 10 minutes you will feel like a movie star.

You can't make casserole without putting in as much Tomato Peel and pith as you can find.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Peter Kay will be writing all those down.

[Sistermoon]

Boboff, what a sad childhood you must have had....and did your Mum know my Mum?!!

[foot-loose]

I call them 'knobbies' too!! Great with shed loads of butter

Knobbies with loads of butter on them... sounds right up S4B's alley! (if you pardon the pun)

[S4B]

What???!!!! I'm not a huge fan of butter, how very dare you suggest such a thing!

[Yudster]

It wasn't you in Last Tango In Paris then?

[S4B]

Ah, now, er, yeah that was me