[The Magic Mullet]

.....own voice?

I've worked out that my Mills Pain Threshold (MPT) is about 11 seconds. Anything after that and I seriously considering taking a screwdriver to my temple. On my head, not the religious place.

[SAV1OUR]

Most dont agree with the show, half this forum doesnt understand his show, I dont understand his show, or understand his daft bint laura, a flipping flapping budgie wouldn't agree with or understand the show. Just a guess.

[foot-loose]

Most dont agree with the show, half this forum doesnt understand his show, I dont understand his show, or understand his daft bint laura, a flipping flapping budgie wouldn't agree with or understand the show. Just a guess.

*gasp*

You said the "B" word!! S4B is gonna eat you alive!

its been nice knowing you!








Ayyyyeeeeeee

[SAV1OUR]

If she does have a budgie then I apologise.

[S4B]

Footy is quite right! I am VERY tolerant of everything except the B**T word. It's degrading and disgusting! SoR you should be ashamed! However in the context in which it was used (referring to Laura) I am willing to overlook it.

[Adam]

My MPT is about an hour and half. Which is a good MPT !

[daz4590]

i just find he plays too much music and not enough talk, just like a standard dj. the only interesting things he ever does is phone pranks to japan otherwise its a standard show. never listen past 5 as I can only last an hour.

[Yudster]

I used to like him, but in the last year or so my MPT has dropped to about three minutes. Or, if he is making a stupid and really not remotely amusing phone call to some poor person who is merely trying to do their dismal and boring job and hasn't done anyone any harm but is for no good reason targetted to be humiliated by the dreary schoolboy japes of a 30-something gay bloke with ideas above his station, less than a second.

[Vivienne]

.....own voice?

I've worked out that my Mills Pain Threshold (MPT) is about 11 seconds. Anything after that and I seriously considering taking a screwdriver to my temple. On my head, not the religious place.

Mills is a slice of heaven, Magic M. And he is on the radio, which means - surprise! surprise! He has to do some talking!

[Boboff]

I like him, but increasingly now I am really liking Zane, he is a superb DJ, and is playing less and less Hip Hop, which is nice. The only thing I would say about Scott Mills is he does play too many records. Laura is lovely, why people dislike her I don't know, she sounds great !

The fact that he is childish is his charm, a person called Randy Fanny is funny, there are no two ways about it. Although of course everyone is welcome to a different opinion. BUT he is meant to attract an audience of 15 - 25 year olds, and frankly if you don't get it, then your like so totally old man ! (LOL IMO MILF)

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I don't listen to "specialist" DJs as they make me feel dirty but from the bits I have heard Zane seems like he eats a lot of sugar before his shows.

[lima eel]

I find the best way to listen to Mills is through his podcast 'the scott mills daily', it ranges between 8-15 mins in length, which is the combined total that he talks for his whole 2hr 45min show! I like him although i know things are set up on radio, it seems to be more obvious with him, maybe thats his style, not sure really!!!!

[foot-loose]

My latest moan against Mills is how he has either recently started or I have recently started noticing that he reguraly tells us that "hundreds of people have texted in because they want to hear <insert recent inane phonecall> again"!

OR - he randomly happens to answer a phoncall which, as if by magic, is someone who is able to string two words together asking something about the show and not a couple of idiots who want to swear on the radio...

"Hello... Radio One?"
"Hiya Scott, I just wanted to say that I really really wanted to hear that <insert recent inane phonecall> again from yesterday!!"
"Oh yea, we have had loads of people on the text asking for that as well!! Did you like it then?"
"I loved it - I laughed so much that a little bit of wee came out!"
"Yea, I think the streets of Britain were awash with wee yesterday because of that <insert recent inane phonecall>! Anyway, I tell you what... Its coming up next!"
"Yay! Love you Scott"
"Love ya"

If you ever find yourself that you laugh so much that it results in you having less liquid inside your body than you did before you started laughing, especially on a regular basis, I recommend that you visit a doctor. It is likely to be a sign of something pretty serious.

Also, when Mills says something is "coming up next" what he REALLY means is "coming up after the next two songs, the news, the sport and another two songs."

[MK Chris]

If you ever find yourself that you laugh so much that it results in you having less liquid inside your body than you did before you started laughing, especially on a regular basis, I recommend that you visit a doctor. It is likely to be a sign of something pretty serious.

Even if 'less liquid' is due to crying?

[foot-loose]

Yes - or spluttering out a drink.

If any of these things happens on a regular basis - see a doctor. It could be a problem.

[Console]

You'll also probably be breathing harding which means you'll lose more moisture in your mouth due to evaporation.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

The amusing thing was they were taking the piss out of Steve Wright's show saying every email starts with "Great Show..."

[DemonHorse]

My latest moan against Mills is how he has either recently started or I have recently started noticing that he reguraly tells us that "hundreds of people have texted in because they want to hear <insert recent inane phonecall> again"!

OR - he randomly happens to answer a phoncall which, as if by magic, is someone who is able to string two words together asking something about the show and not a couple of idiots who want to swear on the radio...

and when they do swear, it's magically bleeped. It's almost like it's pre-recorded or something.

I don't see a problem with this, it's just his style. That said I used to really detest Mills for being cheesy etc.

[timp]

My MPT is an hour and a half and foot-loose I totally agree with you. You could play a drinking game on the amount of time Mills says 'hundreds of people are texting in' etc...

[lima eel]

Yes - or spluttering out a drink.

If any of these things happens on a regular basis - see a doctor. It could be a problem.

if you sneeze, then a little bit of liquid comes out as well!!

[deanpurple]

Scary picture Yudster, who is it? Drusilla?

[Vivienne]

a great way to begin d.purple

[deanpurple]

Thankyou Viv, but shouldn't you be looking after the twins? Hows Bob by the way?

[Vivienne]

what twins? Are you some kind of looney?

[Yudster]

Scary picture Yudster, who is it? Drusilla?

Yes. Someone told me she looked like me but only when she had her vampire face on. I can live with that.