[MoonMonkey]

I listen to Chris every morning, and find the show very funny.

But sometimes Chris gets very aggressive towards certain subjects, which can come across as arrogance. The latest one that is irritating me is his reaction EVERY time he plays the Mika song "Big Girl You are Beautiful".

Every time he has to make disparaging comments about how Mika is blind, mad, or joking, because according to Chris big girls are not attractive.

He means HE does not find them attractive. Who is he to tell Mika or anyone else what to find attractive?

OK Chris, so your tastes conform to the mainstream. Don't shoot down anyone else who dares to have a taste that does not conform to the mainstream "These people are daring to be different and having opinions that are not mainstream, quick, shoot them down!".

Why is it so important to him to make a big deal out of it EVERY time? Just accept people find different things attractive Chris. Some people find bigger girls attractive, and some people find fat hairy men attractive (luckily for Chris)

Mika is a damn sight more attractive than Chris, and I dare say the mainstream of female opinion would choose Mika over Chris. But no doubt there will be SOME women who will find Chris more attractive because of their personal taste.

Should we mock those women for being blind, mad, or joking for finding Chris attractive?

I'll have all the big girls if Chris doesn't want them

[Ballbag]

I take it from the above rant that you're a large person.

[Boboff]

I laugh when I sing along my Parody version of Big Girls are Grateful !

[MoonMonkey]

No I am not a larger person, and neither is Mika.

Chris likes skinny girls, but he is a fatty.

By your logic because he is fat he should like bigger girls.

I just like “curves in all the right places”, as does Mika.

If you want stick chicks, fine by me. Send the curvy ones my way

[Yudster]

Pssst - I think he might be joking.........

[Vivienne]

I think Chris is looking for a reaction, because he knows damn well he, himself, is hardly a gift to the World. That said, I suppose it's all a matter of personal taste.

[MoonMonkey]

Pssst - I think he might be joking.........

I don't think he is in this case.

You can easily tell when he is not joking.

Anyway....I've suddenly realised I don't care. I've been hit with a wave of extreme apathy about the whole thing.

[MoonMonkey]

In a way I agree with what you say MoonMonkey (nice name:wink:) but think you could have made the point a bit better though.

Well, sorry it did not come up to your high standards.

[jeddeth]

If you listen everyday than you know, Chris can be a complete asshole to perfectly innocent people. He does it all the time. I dunno why you would laugh the rest of the time and then be offended this one time. He loves attacking anyone and everyone, he's an equal opportunity discriminator!

[Yudster]

You can easily tell when he is not joking.

Are you sure?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

But tell me MoonMonkey what do you think of Moomins?

[Yudster]

Do you think? I thought the general level of literacy was slightly higher....?

[MC]

I take it from the above rant that you're a large person.

Haha class.

[milkybar87]

well i personally think big girls are beautiful, i may be a bit biased being a larger lady myself, but not all big girls are beautiful, but not all skinny girls are beautiful either ,

moonmokey what do you rekon lol ??

[Boboff]

You look very nice from here, and not at all large. Not sure about the pink Dildo rail though

[Ballbag]

Now this may be a stab in the dark here......... but is pink your favourite colour?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Women's prison decor has improved since Prisoner Cell Block H eh?

[moylesshowfan]

what is it with girls and pink!?

[Nicola_Red]

I agree that Chris has laboured the point about the Mika song. I wonder if sometimes he doesn't realise how often he talks/rants about the same subjects. Or perhaps he just doesn't care.

I'm a curvy girl too, and I could take extreme offence at some of the things Chris says about ladies who don't fit his taste. But in reality it doesn't matter what he thinks of how I look.

[milkybar87]

i love pink your all correct, the dado rail is becasue my bedroom is actually my dads converted study lol
i am a big girl though so am i a beautiful big girl ?

[Nicola_Red]

i love pink your all correct, the dado rail is becasue my bedroom is actually my dads converted study lol
i am a big girl though so am i a beautiful big girl ?

Yup. I think you're very pretty. Also seemingly an attention whore, like myself. Always an admirable trait.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Am I funny though? Please tell me I am Funny.

Its the only thing I cling to.....

*jumps*

[Nicola_Red]

*sigh* yes Gaspode sweetheart, of course you're funny.

[The Dude]

Grace Kelly, Love Today and Big Girl. All great songs. And I can totally agree with the sentiments expressed in Big Girl.

*tips a wink to whom it may concern*

[S4B]

Ooh intrigue