[Blackie]

mmmmmmm, must have a think about that one. Always wanted to drive a big truck in america, but I've kinda done that now. Its not the same though when your not 7 anymore. The truck didn't seem so big!

[Blackie]

What about a naked free fall over the Florida Everglades. That surely get the ole ticker going.

[Yudster]

I would like Jim to fix it so that the job I have been offered in Manchester (which I would really love) would not need me to start until this time NEXT year...........

[The Dude]

Have dinner with Liza Tarbuck.

[The Dude]

I've been a fan since the Big Breakfast and I've always thought she'd be great company. She's sexy, intelligent and funny.

It was either that or swim in a vat of Cadbury's chocolate.

[Blackie]

Theres a Cadbury's factory behind my Print House and I know the night time security guard very well. Maybe Blackie could fix it for you Dude.

But I don't do cheesey medals. Just a piss up afterwards.

[foot-loose]

what about you and Lisa Tarbuck swimming in a vat of chocolate?

[Blackie]

[The Dude]

Both ideas, especially Footy's, have tremendous appeal believe me!!

[Blackie]

Way Hey.... Two Stars!!!...

[S4B]

I wrote to Jim when I was young and asked if I could ride a steer in the Calgary stampede, he never replied though. I'd like him to fix it for me to be slim and beautiful but I don't think he performs miracles. (having an I hate myself day!)

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I'd quite like some choux buns.

[S4B]

Not your usual Cornflake Cakes?

[Yudster]

I'd quite like some choux buns.

Filled with lightly sweetened whipped cream and with chocolate melted over them.........

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ahhhhhhh

*faints*

[S4B]

I quit like the idea of The Dude covered in chocolate...... *dreams*

[Boboff]

I want Jim to fix my pump on my power shower, it's not working and I can't isolate the Hot water supply with draining the Hot water tank.

[The Dude]

I quit like the idea of The Dude covered in chocolate...... *dreams*

I refer the right honourable lady to the private message I sent to her on Facebook

Besides, if they covered me in chocolate they'd market me as a Whole Nut.

[Vivienne]

Time for a nice new thread, so if you had the chance for Jim to fix something for you, what would it be? Can be anything really, not like he is actually going to.
I don't know what mine would be, I'll have a little think while you say yours.

He would find me a job abroad! I think I'd like to go abroad, e.g. Canada ? Dunno really

[S4B]

We'll have a whipround Viv!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I do have some sympathy with her when there is constant sniping.

Some but not much.

[S4B]

Well she sniped at me, and I only asked her to answer a question!

*Slopes off grumbling*

[MK Chris]

I wrote to Jim when I was young and asked if I could ride a steer in the Calgary stampede, he never replied though.

I have been to that. I didn't ride anything though.

[S4B]

Wow I'm impressed Toph, I really wanted to do it too!

[MK Chris]

I was 14 I think, it was on my first trip to Canada; we went through the Rockies in Alberta (which are fabulous by the way) and through Calgary on the way through, lucky for us it coincided with the rodeo. My brother went to Canada on Sunday, I think he was in Calgary yesterday.