[MK Chris]

Street like a throwing sausage down a. Rearrange.

[Vivienne]

sorry, tophs. I still don't get ya!

[foot-loose]

... and I thought you knew innuendo, woman!

[ladbroke]

Like playing the mouth organ in the Albert Hall!! Over sized female regions Viv

[Yudster]

I don't understand how you can imagine non-existant innuendo in the Umbrella song, and not see that Viv!

[Vivienne]

Oh! I didn't know they could be over-sized!!

[MK Chris]

... and I thought you knew innuendo, woman!

You can't call her woman, she gets the arsehole.

Oh! I didn't know they could be over-sized!!

They can if they've been used enough.

[Vivienne]

I don't understand how you can imagine non-existant innuendo in the Umbrella song, and not see that Viv!

Oh, here we go again! It's not non-existent! It very clearly does exist!!

"baby, it's raining,
ooo baby, it's raining, raining,
come into me, come into me"... If you think that song is purely a love song, then you're absolutely naive beyond belief, yuds

[ladbroke]

Did you not........? Trust me they can.......

[Vivienne]

[quote="foot-looseThey can if they've been used enough.

What a lot of CRAP! I've had lots of sex, and I ain't over-sized! What a ridiculous statement to make!

[foot-loose]

"Slack as a burst balloon" - that would work.

[Yudster]

I don't understand how you can imagine non-existant innuendo in the Umbrella song, and not see that Viv!

Oh, here we go again! It's not non-existent! It very clearly does exist!!

"baby, it's raining,
ooo baby, it's raining, raining,
come into me, come into me"... If you think that song is purely a love song, then you're absolutely naive beyond belief, yuds

So the other day, when we were discussing where we were going to (coincidentally) shelter from the rain, and I said to my friend James "come in mine", I was being rude? I don't think so. I hope not anyway, James is a vicar! And not that kind of vicar either.

[Vivienne]

OK, you're not being rude... but I'm sorry, yuds, that SONG is meant to be taken on 2 levels. My friend thinks so as well!!

[Yudster]

But Viv, what I am really saying here is PLEASE dont try to find out how Sara Cox might have managed to have a chandelier fall on her head. Because I can predict the consequences......!

[MK Chris]

They can if they've been used enough.

What a lot of CRAP! I've had lots of sex, and I ain't over-sized! What a ridiculous statement to make!

It is a term that is used to describe having sex with a "loose" female.

OK, you're not being rude... but I'm sorry, yuds, that SONG is meant to be taken on 2 levels. My friend thinks so as well!!

Then she's stupid as well.

[foot-loose]

Was there a Grandad involved?

[Vivienne]

I'm just assuming she's probably been cleaning, and touched the chandalier the wrong way, and it's fallen down on her bonce!

[Vivienne]

Was there a Grandad involved?

what are you talking about, foots?

[ladbroke]

THE best Only Fools episode!

[foot-loose]

THE best Only Fools episode!

Thank god - I thought I was gonna have to explain it there!

[ladbroke]

Can watch it time after time and that scene still cracks me up!

[MK Chris]

THE best Only Fools episode!

It is a great episode, but I think my favourite is where they decorate the Indian restaurant in luminous paint. Or the one where they decorate Denzil's flat, or where Rodney is appointed head of the Tenants Association. Alternatively there's Albert's first (proper) episode where he falls down the manhole, or From Prussia with Love, where Del tries to sell the German au pair's baby to Boycie. I could go on for ever.

[Vivienne]

I've never seen it. I don't suppose anyone would like to describe it, or is it too rude?

[ladbroke]

'Slow bus to Chingford' favourite early episode, 'Yuppy Love' an all time classic!

[MK Chris]

Viv, I cannot believe you've never seen that episode...

During a trip out to the countryside to buy a consignment of musical china cats which play the song How much is that doggie in the window?, Del Boy, Rodney and Grandad stop to assist a woman whose car has broken down. The woman turns out to be a member of the aristocracy, Lady Ridgemere. They tow her home and are grudgingly invited in by the Lord.

Whilst at the mansion, Del overhears Lord Ridgemere haggling with someone on the telephone about the cost of cleaning their two priceless Louis XIV chandeliers. Del then persuades the Lord that chandeliers are the Trotter's family business and agrees to carry out the necessary work cheaply.

The Trotters return to the mansion a week later to clean the chandeliers, though the Lord and Lady are nowhere to be seen. Grandad goes upstairs to undo the holding bolt for one of the chandeliers whilst Del and Rodney climb up on step ladders with a blanket ready to catch it. However, unknown to Del and Rodney (and the audience), Grandad is actually loosening the bolt for the adjacent chandelier. He hits the bolt out and, in a now classic scene, as Del and Rodney are waiting to catch their chandelier, the other one falls down and smashes. The three quickly run out of the mansion and speedily drive away in their van.

'Slow bus to Chingford' favourite early episode, 'Yuppy Love' an all time classic!

Yuppy Love was brilliant too yeah, and introduced an important Character, Danger UXD is the other brilliant one in that series. Also, of the feature length ones, To Hull and Back, Jolly Boy's Outing and Mother Nature's Son.