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By Boboff
#296359
Join away Blackie.

Biteme wrote:7 I like high heels and whips 8 help Zoot!!!

so boboff whats your favorite colour?



High heels and whips ? wallnut ones are my favorite, I do remember coffee ones which were nice, and why do I get some erotic imagery concerning licking the inside of them ?

My favourite colours are white and magnolia they are corporate.

My favorite Jams are Apricot and Blackcurrant.

I like toast with marmite and marmalade together also.

Zoots cute, that rhymes ! 8O
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By Yudster
#296364
I remember coffee walnut whips too. And the imagery is spot on.
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By Zoot
#296369
Biteme wrote:
boboff wrote:Hello bite me, welcome, to the house of fun !

So whats Zoot really like, any bad habits you would like to share with us ?

Do you fancy him, have you ever had carnal knowledge of each other ?

What colour socks do you have on ?

What is your favorite type of Jam ?

Should we be at War in Irag ?

Who is your favorite author ?

What are the 10 things about you that are most interesting?

Do you hate knobs who ask stupid questions on forums ? I know I do

*giggles too and goes out for a fag in the rain !*




oooh ooh oooh questions!!!!!

OK number one one bad habit........ eats all my sweeties

2) hes kinda cute but hes like the little brother I never had
3) dont wear socks.... got really wicked nail vanish on tho (erotica!!!)
4) mmm jam.... CHERRY
5) Irag... never heard of the place!
6) Christine Feehan and Stephen King
7) mmmm difficult..... am a good listener, I share, I have red hair, I can do more one thing at once, good with my hands, I cross stitch HUGH pictures, 1,2,3,4,5,6..... ok this is harder than I thought!!! 7 I like high heels and whips 8 help Zoot!!!

so boboff whats your favorite colour?


8.) She drives the rustiest car in the world (Sorry, but its true!)
9) Her bloke is French
10) chances are in less than 2 years time she could be my Boss.
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By MK Chris
#296371
She can buy my car if she likes. Ahem.
By Biteme
#296376
Zoot wrote:8.) She drives the rustiest car in the world (Sorry, but its true!)
9) Her bloke is French
10) chances are in less than 2 years time she could be my Boss.



It is true my Proton is held together by the rust....BUT when I get my promotion (ooh look Zoot am being POSITIVE!!) I will have a nice shiny new car!!!

My fella is French and all I can say is some English men could learn alot from the French in certain areas but then so could the French learn from our English......... still thinking!!

Me your boss on top!! nah we work too well together to be anything than equals.... slave!
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By foot-loose
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Zoot wrote:Doesn't Footy have an Umbrella?
(Hehehehe, never get tired of that joke...)

Me neither... Honestly - I nearly wet myself there.

[/sarcasm]

Welcome along Bitey!
By Biteme
#296413
The name is Biteme and I do!!! (damn wheres the smiley with the whip!!!)
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By Blackie
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foot-loose wrote:
Zoot wrote:Doesn't Footy have an Umbrella?
(Hehehehe, never get tired of that joke...)

Me neither... Honestly - I nearly wet myself there.

[/sarcasm]

Welcome along Bitey!


Tell me more about this joke.
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By foot-loose
#296428
Its to do with Boboff saying he was off out for a fag in the rain...

Zoot is insinuating something about me.

I dont know where he gets it from.
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By S4B
#296493
Zoot wrote:I have a feeling you and S4B will get on just fine


What's that supposed to mean Mr Zoot?
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By Blackie
#296521
Man thats mad stuff. I remember going out once and was dessy driver. All the lads were drinking vodka and red bull so I was drinking red bull and by the end of the night I reckon I had about 10 cans!!! I was bouncing of the walls, like a kid on sugar sambos and coke.
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By S4B
#296524
Last time I'm gonna say this guys but RED BULL is bad for you if drunk in quantity or regularly.
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By timp
#296531
I used to drink a litre of Sainsburys Blue Bolt sometimes... That was stupid.
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By Yudster
#297345
Er - yes please laddie!
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