[Zoot]

Surely the fact that it's been number one, for $DEITY knows how long, means that a fair number of people like it. That alone should be enough of a reason not to ban it, but when you take in to account the freedom to create and of course freedom of speech, I doubt you'd have a metaphorical leg to stand on if you tried to actually get it banned.

Bloody Hell console, who's been pissing in your cornflakes recently?

Anyway, Welcome to the board Kymm! Make yourself comfortable and make sure you come visit us in the Chat room every so often.

[Console]

Bloody Hell console, who's been pissing in your cornflakes recently?

Well, I haven't had cornflakes in a while so I'm going to have to say no-one.

[DemonHorse]

Surely the fact that it's been number one, for $DEITY knows how long, means that a fair number of people like it.

Sadly mostly Chavs I suspect.

[Boboff]

Bloody Hell console, who's been pissing in your cornflakes recently?

Well, I haven't had cornflakes in a while so I'm going to have to say no-one.

knob.

Hob Knob, Oatey goodness, lovely for breakfast

can you get moderator madness ? it's symptoms include bullying, having pointless arguments about insignificant things, choosing to be strictly literal one minute, then pedantic them normal.

If so I think our Console might have it, Console you need a break lad, take a few weeks away from this madness, and come back your old cynical but funny self.

[Yudster]

I know you did Yudyud, I presumed it was your finger nail marks in the front door of my house.

(On the outside of the door that is).

You knew I would suffer.

[ladbroke]

Good tune been over played, but hey it's no.1 so guess overplaying is part of the reason it's there. As for the double meaning I can't say I've noticed or maybe I'm being naive................ genitalia based I'm pressuming......

[Console]

choosing to be strictly literal one minute, then pedantic them normal.

I wasn't aware that I ever stopped being either.

[MK Chris]

Good tune been over played, but hey it's no.1 so guess overplaying is part of the reason it's there. As for the double meaning I can't say I've noticed or maybe I'm being naive................ genitalia based I'm pressuming......

I've heard of 'fanny like a tophat', but 'fanny like an umbrella'?

[ladbroke]

Well just imagined it would be that type of double meaning and I'd just missed it! Fanny like a wizards sleeve is my favourite! Not as a preference you understand......!

[Console]

The way I interpret the double meaning, is not only can whoever she is singing about quite literally stand under her umbrella when it's raining, but will also allow the subject to be protected by a metaphorical umbrella from whatever they need protecting from (like rain).

[ladbroke]

That's a boring yet logical double meaning, guess I was hoping for something a bit more salacious!

[foot-loose]

I've heard of 'fanny like a tophat',

You sure that wasn't just someone taking the piss outta you?

[SAV1OUR]

Hows about 'Tophest with the Mostest'

[Ballbag]

Perhaps it's supposed to be fanny like a topher, quite an easy type-o.

[MK Chris]

I've heard of 'fanny like a tophat',

You sure that wasn't just someone taking the piss outta you?

Ha well spotted.

Top hat with a space.

[foot-loose]

Is the space where the bunny gets hidden?

[Vivienne]

Pre-tell, what is the double meaning of the song that is so amazing?

The "double-meaning" has nothing to do with the title..... it's more the lyrics smack in the middle of the song. Have you been listening at all to this song? I may buy it today, in order to ensure it remains at the top slot, where it belongs.

[Ballbag]

Have you been listening at all to this song?

I could quite easily label this song the worst song ever...... so ......... er........ no I haven't been listening to it. Do elaborate Viv.

[MK Chris]

I may buy it today, in order to ensure it remains at the top slot, where it belongs.

Yeah because one purchase will make all the difference.

The charts mean nothing nowadays anyway, as I've said before. The fact that the charts mean nothing is perhaps one of the causes of this dross ending up in the number one spot for so long.

[Vivienne]

Have you been listening at all to this song?

I could quite easily label this song the worst song ever...... so ......... er........ no I haven't been listening to it. Do elaborate Viv.

I'm not posting this stuff, balls! The next time it's on, please check it out! It doesn't take much working out. Am I the only one with a mind in the gutter.

[foot-loose]

I am another who can't understand how this song has lasted in the top spot for as long as it has. The words "ella ella ella" has kinda grated on me since it was first released.

I was surprised that it made it to the top spot in the first place. The fact that its been there since the end of January is, in my opinion, rediculous.

[Vivienne]

Long may it reign! It's very seductive, and I LOVE IT!!

[Yudster]

Her voice sounds like a diesel engine that needs a service. I thought it was a typical R&B piece of nonsense when I first heard it, but now having heard it day in day out for EVER, I really want it to go away.

[Ballbag]

Viv, I have now wasted 2 minutes of my life reading the lyrics to this (and I use the word in the wrong sense of the word) song, and I have deduced that it is about two people wanting to be together ether ether ether through troubled times.

I see no other meaning.......... hidden or otherwise. Please just humour me and explain what you're on about.

[Vivienne]

Balls, I can believe your naivety!! What's wrong with people! It's total filth in the middle!! I think it's about more than 2 people wanting to be together throo' troubled times... Rhianna is basically asking for something in the middle. My face is actually going red now!! I'm actually surprised it's not been blooming banned never mind anything.