[DemonHorse]

The tickling thing is something to do with orgasms. I can't remember what exactly it is now but theres a link.

There is with sneezing too. Apparently a sneeze is an eighth of an orgasm. Oh, how many orgasms I must have during hayfever season. Pity I never seem to feel any benefit.

Does this mean you'll now stop taking anti-hayfever stuff?

[S4B]

Lol. You do far too much research. Can you find out about the shivering and peeing thing cos it's made several thoughts cross my mind and I've gotta go unpack some boxes now in a small room with no windows or air conditioning, was 45 degrees C in there a min ago - what a glamourous life I lead!!!!

[MK Chris]

Something about the body losing large amounts of warm fluid and adjusting possibly? Only seems to happen when it's a long piss.

[Zoot]

Something about the body losing large amounts of warm fluid and adjusting possibly? Only seems to happen when it's a long piss.

So you get it too?
At least I'm not the only one...

[Nicola_Red]

The tickling thing is something to do with orgasms. I can't remember what exactly it is now but theres a link.

There is with sneezing too. Apparently a sneeze is an eighth of an orgasm. Oh, how many orgasms I must have during hayfever season. Pity I never seem to feel any benefit.

Does this mean you'll now stop taking anti-hayfever stuff?

You know what, it's just not worth it. I have a vibrator to adjust the balance if needs be.

[Yudster]

Shivering when you pee is often a symptom of infection or alteration in the pH of the urine - the kidneys are an integral part of the temperature control system and sometimes when you pee if there is something wrong it can cause that tiny febrile convulsion.

[S4B]

Something about the body losing large amounts of warm fluid and adjusting possibly? Only seems to happen when it's a long piss.

So you get it too?
At least I'm not the only one...

Must be a boy thing. Girls have you ever experienced this?

[catherine]

Ha imagine telling your dr about that self diagnosis.

[MK Chris]

Yeah, but I don't wear contact lenses so I can't comment on that one, though I think one of the girls (or possibly Sidders - damn, why is he not here when you want to take the piss out of someon) mentioned the same thing when putting make-up on not long ago.

A serious answer for the morning glory thing is that you have high levels of testosterone in the body during early hours of the morning I believe.

[Nicola_Red]

Something about the body losing large amounts of warm fluid and adjusting possibly? Only seems to happen when it's a long piss.

So you get it too?
At least I'm not the only one...

Must be a boy thing. Girls have you ever experienced this?

not that I can think of. my mum gets a drop in blood pressure tho. she's been known to faint.

[Yudster]

Something about the body losing large amounts of warm fluid and adjusting possibly? Only seems to happen when it's a long piss.

So you get it too?
At least I'm not the only one...

Must be a boy thing. Girls have you ever experienced this?

Only when I had a recurrent kidney infection years ago, it was the first symptom

Ha imagine telling your dr about that self diagnosis.

It was my doctor who explained it to me, and said if it happens again go back immediately, don't wait for any more symptoms!

[Console]

A serious answer for the morning glory thing is that you have high levels of testosterone in the body during early hours of the morning I believe.

I think it's something to do with a full bladder putting pressure on the prostate, although I suppose that could be equally as true.

[S4B]

A serious answer for the morning glory thing is that you have high levels of testosterone in the body during early hours of the morning I believe.

oh good tip thanks Topher

[MK Chris]

Another tip is the best way to wake up in the morning is to a blowjob. Your bloke better thank me.

[S4B]

Another tip is the best way to wake up in the morning is to a blowjob. Your bloke better thank me.

My "blokes" always get that

[MK Chris]

You should write a book or something with these tips.

I think a pamphlet would do.

[Console]

Another tip is the best way to wake up in the morning is to a blowjob. Your bloke better thank me.

I really hope the first sentence wasn't a suggestion on how he should 'thank' you.

[MK Chris]

Um no. Thanks for giving me the chance to clear that up.

[S4B]

Any more tips? - not that I think I need them you understand

[Ballbag]

Another tip is the best way to wake up in the morning is to a blowjob. Your bloke better thank me.

My "blokes" always get that :wink:

Hahahahaha, how true is that statement, I think the word "always" is superfluous.

[S4B]

oh it's very true. where were you last night? There were many cries of "Baggie" in the chatroom last night.

[Ballbag]

Well book woman, it may have excaped your notice, but I don't actually log on here post work hours. Alas last night I was out and about on the town with Mrs Ballbag.

[S4B]

yeah it had escaped me. Hope you and your good lady had a fantastic time

[Yudster]

Another tip is the best way to wake up in the morning is to a blowjob. Your bloke better thank me.

My "blokes" always get that

I wouldn't ask my man to put anything in his mouth that I wasn't reasonably happy to put in my own. I expect the same consideration from him! But like they say, marriage is all about compromise.....

[S4B]

This is one area you really should compromise on - the effects are amazing