[Iced-T]

Just thought someone might appreciate singing along to today's wonderfully superb parody of the UK's current No. 1!
Now I've obviously just transcribed it from the 'Listen Again' so there could very well be errors so please feel free to correct them if you like. Anyway I tried my best so here goes:

you are the bloke
who starred in Hollyoaks
a long time ago
it was my favourite show
you've been in Casualty
and Fame Academy
so I dedicate this song
to all the things you've done

2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps
is one of those shows I never miss
and now you live in Albert Square
you have done well to get on there
those days when we knew you as Jambo
seem such a long long long time ago
well I felt I should really tell ya
that I'm a big fan of yours Will Mellor, Mellor, Mellor, Mellor
big fan of yours Will Mellor, Mellor, Mellor, Mellor
I'm a big fan of yours Will Mellor, Mellor, Mellor, Mellor

(and Dave's extra verse):

we've been out for a beer
but not for several years
we have lost touch you see
our lives are so busy
but I know where you've been
when you're on my telly screen
you're quite a nice fella
and you're called Will Mellor, Mellor, Mellor, Mellor

[Vivienne]

Hmmm.. didn't actually like this parody personally ! Not one of their finest, I thought, but it passed the time on the bus this morning.

[Iced-T]

I just thought it was so brilliantly funny because it was so rubbish! Sorry Dave but to be fair you did admit the same yourself!

[markool89]

i laughed so hard at this!.....because its so crap!!

[The Dude]

Ditto.

[Vivienne]

It was the one song I wouldn't have wanted them to make a fool of, because I really, really like it. Sometimes when they do these things, I can never view songs in the same light again - e.g. "I Predict A Diet".

[Vivienne]

It was the one song I wouldn't have wanted them to make a fool of, because I really, really like it. Sometimes when they do these things, I can never view songs in the same light again - e.g. "I Predict A Diet".

[Yudster]

I think she made a fool of it herself at Preston - wasn't she the only act to lip-synch her set all weekend?

[Vivienne]

I don't mind if they pretend..... ! I like the song, that's all I know.

[timp]

It was the one song I wouldn't have wanted them to make a fool of, because I really, really like it. Sometimes when they do these things, I can never view songs in the same light again - e.g. "I Predict A Diet".

Ill never look at the feeling's rose in the same light again.

[Vivienne]

I can't even bring that one to mind, timp989.

[timp]

Sorry Viv but could you drop the 989. The number just makes me sound a little less human! Thanks.

That was the one with Dom pretending to be Jose Mourinho... (Jose Rose)

[Vivienne]

sure, I'll drop the number! I remember the song now.

[timp]

Thanks Viv!

[MK Chris]

Sorry Viv but could you drop the 989. The number just makes me sound a little less human! Thanks.

That was the one with Dom pretending to be Jose Mourinho... (Jose Rose)

Why have the number in your username if you don't want people to use it?

[timp]

Yeah i did see that coming.... Nah its coz thats my standard username and wasnt really thinking

Plus its too late to change it now!

[Vivienne]

I thought of that myself, but as timp is one of the characters I like, I managed to contain myself - lol.

[timp]

Yes actually I thought you were going to say that to me first Viv, and it it surprised me when when you didnt say it hence the nice reply.

[MK Chris]

It's not too late to change it by the way, if you click the 'Profile' link at the top of the page, you will be able to change your username if it bugs you that much.

[timp]

and on that its changed thanks

[DemonHorse]

i laughed so hard at this!.....because its so crap!!

Still better than the song it's parodying IMO.

[foot-loose]

Still better than the song it's parodying IMO.

That wouldn't be difficult!

[Iced-T]

I don't mind if they pretend..... ! I like the song, that's all I know.

Oh come on Viv it's only a bit of fun! Anyway in my opinion it was just as good as the original if not better! I have to say though, Rhianna's not really my cup of tea but I can kinda see why it's No. 1 atm as it is a very catchy song to listen to.

[DemonHorse]

Still better than the song it's parodying IMO.

That wouldn't be difficult!

Exactly my point.

[SAV1OUR]

Sometimes being as random as Dave likes to be you have to fire blank'uns.

It would make me laugh though if some fella,
that went by the name of will mellor
came into the chrismoyles.net cellar
and reqested the parody for umbrella
then huddled off with a few cans of stella
just like he did in 2 pints and got..err.. leathered.

And so that is how easy it is to walk into the shrinking corridor that is poetry. I'll not rhyme again, leave that to poor old Comedy.