[timp]

Sounds fun...

[Zoot]

Well everything else bar the smell was fun.

Too much info...

[Zoot]

Talking about smells and Cheese - Took my lady into a specialist cheese shop in Cheltenham on Saturday, she walked in, took one whiff and I've never seen anyone turn so white so quick...,

Hehe, 'specialist Cheese Shop' ssounds like they sell cheese wrapped up in chains and leather...

[MK Chris]

Didn't they have a cheese rolling event in your part of the world recently? A mate of mine went to it I think.

Also, I find it amusing how when you first start seeing someone you try your hardest not to fart when they're around, but after a month or so it's like 'phewey, smell that, wouldn't want to be your side of the bed' while wafting the covers.

[Zoot]

Yea, they do every year. never been to one though, its supposed to be pretty gruesome

[Nicola_Red]

My ex and I were never like that and we were together almost six years! We did all manner of depraved things in bed together, but breaking wind...nooo.

[kendra k]

i've been with my partner for 5 years almost, and he still gets embarrassed when i call him on his farting or when i own up to mine. i don't get it!

[Ballbag]

It is a skill that can be applauded, I often dutch-oven the current Mrs Ballbag. She don't like it but I think it's funny.

[Boboff]

It is a skill that can be applauded, I often dutch-oven the current Mrs Ballbag. She don't like it but I think it's funny.

Seconded.

The other one is when you are "spooning" and you parp on her leg, always makes her get up and make the Tea, although she understands now that I do it on purpose so is starting to grin and bear it !

[Yudster]

The other one is when you are "spooning" and you parp on her leg, always makes her get up and make the Tea, although she understands now that I do it on purpose so is starting to grin and bear it !

This is why Chez Yudster spooning is always the other way around - Mr Yudster can fart in the opposite direction all he likes, and any ambient pong is offset by the convenient placement of hands and nipples.

Too much information? Sorry.

[Ballbag]

any ambient pong is offset by the convenient placement of hands and nipples.

He can reach all the way down there then? He must have long arms.

[Boboff]

I know how you like this.

lol

[Yudster]

Why you be so nasty to me Baggie? Always with the nasty. I don't deserve it you know, I really don't.....I may cry. Or not.

[S4B]

Can't read page 3 of this don't want to know what this thread is about anymore! everything ok?

[Vivienne]

yes, have a life! went swimming saturday, which isn't on your lovely list! Why don't you join a club, so you can get out and about, and meet people?

[Zoot]

She works in a bookshop, I'm sure she meets lots of people...

[Vivienne]

yes, but work isn't the same as social stuff

[Nicola_Red]

yes, but work isn't the same as social stuff

True. I did bang a bloke who works here once. Led to a lot of slightly awkward smiles and hellos in the staff canteen in the following weeks. Was fun tho.

[Vivienne]

[S4B]

yes, have a life! went swimming saturday, which isn't on your lovely list! Why don't you join a club, so you can get out and about, and meet people?

I meet loads of people just not allowed out on weekends - anyone would think I'm 12

[Wesley]

yes, but work isn't the same as social stuff

True. I did bang a bloke who works here once. Led to a lot of slightly awkward smiles and hellos in the staff canteen in the following weeks. Was fun tho.

Been there done that

[foot-loose]

You banged a bloke that works in Waterstones?

[MK Chris]

No, Nicola_red works in a theatre, doesn't she?

[foot-loose]

Damn it

Ignore the previous smart arse comment...





Soooo, you banged a bloke that works in a theatre?

[S4B]

If it was someone in Waterstone's let me know who tho!