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By Boboff
#286278
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:dont be a soft arse. we dont apologise around here.


viv did, and I am always sorry !
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#286281
ahhh see i didnt include the people from the 80s.
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By Yudster
#286357
Actually, its only you that doesn't apologise. But that must mean you love us, because love means never having to say you're sorry.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#286554
I have a lot of love to give.
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By Yudster
#286560
Is that because you've been saving it all up?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#286561
yes and everybody throws it back at me.
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By Yudster
#286563
No, thats not the love.......
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By Peter
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there is no way i am watching that rubbish :evil:
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By foot-loose
#287690
I have a feeling I am going to be vastly dissappointed.

I have been every other year!
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By Boboff
#287697
I think Adam and Zenon are all lined up, as are Chris and Dickie.
Shoud be good
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By MK Chris
#287700
I have agreed to try and watch this in an attempt to engage Mrs Topher in conversation for the duration of this dreadful programme.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#287704
Rooneys cousin and an Oldham Athletic footballer I heard? (Chris Hall?)

Waits to be right
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By The Dude
#287705
Oh my God, am I the only one to hate Chanelle on sight...?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#287706
Kieron Richardsons cousin? Even Yudster wouldn't call him a celeb.
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By Boboff
#287708
Carol, what a munter !
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By Boboff
#287710
Is that your mum Gas ?

" if they want an argument, heres the * argument "

Class
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By The Dude
#287711
boboff wrote:Carol, what a munter !


About as attractive as a moose's crotch, I agree. But she ain't half a gripper and I think she'll keep the celebrity wannabes in line.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#287713
boboff wrote:Is that your mum Gas ?


Y'see now theres no need for that is there?
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By Boboff
#287714
Laura and her will get it on in a moose muff munching competition !
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By Boboff
#287715
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:
boboff wrote:Is that your mum Gas ?


Y'see now theres no need for that is there?


sorry,

There's a few "girls" in it !

Are they twins ? ?
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By foot-loose
#287717
foot-loose wrote:I have a feeling I am going to be vastly dissappointed.

I have been every other year!

Well, so far I have been proved right!

I tell you - this guy on Friday better be worth watching.
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By Chris
#287718
You really can't say it better than HolyMoly

Holy Moly wrote:So we have:

* Two Minipops ("To avoid more controversy our first two contestants are twins dressed up as Paedophile Fantasy Wank material")
* 1 Old lesbian
* Rupaul ( Charley has a tattoo of HER OWN NAME on her arm. Just so the guys know what they're dry-humping up against the bar in some club bogs).
o Q:How can she have the tits of a 40 year old?
o A:When you have half of Aston Villa hanging off the ends
* Wurzel Gummidge on E or the Witch from Charlton and the Wheelies, take yer pick. GYAC love, there aren't any E's in there.
* Chanel(le) dressed in New Look
* A hybrid of Narinder and last year's Sam. With the most amazing Bingo Wings.
* A Tory who has just discovered indie Music (Peaches Geldof it is then). NME - this is who is buying your magazine.
* Welsh Beth Ditto using gravy browning for foundation and wearing Kylie's bra, with the most ridiculous breasts on God's earth (not including Leah from last year obv). She's a really good cook - yet sadly no-one else gets the chance to find out.
* Shilpa Shetty By a strange co-incidence the complete opposite of Shilpa Shetty. Nil-points Shetty.
o "If she can sleep with one celebrity, she'd sleep with Calum Best". Well you'll achieve at least one thing in your life. Well done.
* Millie Tant with the voice of Alan Sugar. I've just been sick.

It is obviously going to be brilliant.