[S4B]

Hang on here people, can we just go back and acknowledge the fact that I so cleverly managed to rhyme the letter "W" into a poem?

Now that's pretty impressive you have to agree.

I will agree it's quite a feat
but the rules you've failed to meet
Go back and do this post once more
A rhyme is what we're looking for

[claradooblue]

Slut4books is a saucy minx
with talk of spanking and other kinks
now look at this we're speaking in verse
less of a pleasure and more of a curse!

[Ballbag]

I think that moment now has passed
In any case I can't be arsed.

[MK Chris]

This is quite a little poetry cafe we've got going on here...

Is every thread on here representative of a bar or eating establishment for you?

[S4B]

I think I'll live here all the time
for I just love to talk in rhyme
I really am a saucy minx
Could tell you loads of my high jinx!

[S4B]

This is quite a little poetry cafe we've got going on here...

Is every thread on here representative of a bar or eating establishment for you?

Now topher that's just not the plan
You're supposed to rhyme so be a man!
Go back and do this post again
I want to hear your sweet refrain

[MK Chris]

I considered it, but in the end I couldn't be arsed.
Now go and... hoist a flag up its mast.

[Zoot]

This is quite a little poetry cafe we've got going on here...

Is every thread on here representative of a bar or eating establishment for you?

Mr Topher, you and Wonder Dog
as a team you'd go very far!
So relax and don't take it so seriously,
come, I'll buy you a drink in Zoot's Bar!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I wasn't suggesting I corrupt you. Much as you are a very attractive young lady I think you are confusing me with Topher.

[S4B]

Ah me hearties you'll all be cursed
For here you try to post in verse
My doggie's back but not in rhyme
Now come on Gaspode you're in time
to pen a verse or three or four
And have us roling on the floor!
Lottie you really should know better
I'll send your mum a bad girl letter
We girls have got to stick together
And show these boys once and forever
that Rhyming here is really fun
I'll shut up now that's it I'm done!

[DemonHorse]

Oh sorry, I've just woken up so I'm confused.

truly getting into the student lifestyle already then

[S4B]

Demonhorse what did I say
Today you truely get no hay!
Please post in rhyme and make me smile
It only takes a little while!

[S4B]

That in this thread the general theme
is verse and rhyme I'm being mean
so look inside, it's not that hard
To find in there your inner bard

[Ballbag]

Slut4books, are you the new Viv?

[MK Chris]

I wasn't suggesting I corrupt you. Much as you are a very attractive young lady I think you are confusing me with Topher.

That's a scandalous accusation.

That was at least six months ago.

[S4B]

lol, no I'm not but my now I find
That stuck in rhyming is my mind
I'm sorry if this bothers you
But I don't know what else to do

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Topher knows what I meant.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I'm sure Topher will come round and explain it if you ask nicely.

[MK Chris]

Well, I guess it hasn't been posted for a while.

Please bear in mind I was 17 at the time this happened. Please also bear in mind the email address in that post is no longer in use. Thanks.

http://chrismoyles.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtop ... 1798#71798

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

It still amuses me greatly though Topher... sorry!

[Ballbag]

Is that why you have a little smurf toy Topher the Bopher? To tempt the little ones over?

[MK Chris]

Ha I can look back and laugh now though. It's the sort of story that does amuse; my mum told it to Mrs Topher the first time she met her - she waited till I went to the toilet and then said "did you know..."

[foot-loose]

Now here's a thing - why did I already know that story about you Topher?

I doubt I would remember it from just visiting the forums back then.

[MK Chris]

Depends if you visited back then. It's been referenced lots recently, but not told outright. I don't know why it's suddenly started being referenced actually, it's like Gaspode suddenly remembered it or something.

[foot-loose]

I think I have read it recently as well but decided not to bother mentioning it.

Ach well.