[MK Chris]

PMA is a yuppy buzzword, very Del Boy.

[Yudster]

What do you do? and what did you do? LOVE the jargon, I could waffle with that for days

I once worked for a happy little team
Nothing too difficult, not too extreme-
Running the office, keeping it going
Helping the team to do what needed doing-
Then suddenly everything changed and I found
(To my surprise, which indeed did truly abound)
I had been promoted
It seemed they had voted
For me to be moved
(Well, some might say shoved)
To a regional role
Where the aim, or the goal
Is far wider, and often obscure -
And where fewer and fewer and fewer
Of the challenges (various)
Are any less serious
And superiors
Talk out of their posteriors.

[Ballbag]

Some poor rhyming there, but lenghty and relevant. 6 out of 10.

[Yudster]

Well, I was going for poetry and shape rather than rhyming couplet or verse - rhyme is secondary.

[Yudster]

But thank you!!!

[S4B]

LMAO that's hilarious. Posterior talking is a stalwart of big bosses, they so often lose sight of the little things and just concentate on the bigger picture which is made up of the little things

[Zoot]

Its quiet in the office today
my attention keeps going astray
I don't wanna be here
wanna go get some beer,
then load up my PC and play.

[S4B]

lol I'm at home Zoot honey, jealous?

[Zoot]

Yes. Very.

[S4B]

Well don't be my ten year old twins are here too so no peace

[foot-loose]

Its another rainy day, the weather is quite poorly
Its the middle of summer, it could be better surely?
Ach well, who cares? I am quite hungry now,
So I'm gonna go off to try and find some chow.
I was gonna stop, to finish this right there
but then I thought, I might let down my hair
So now I appear to have opened the floodgate
And now I am on to line number eight.

Gaspode will say that this doesn't rhyme
He may well be right, he is some of the time.
Do I really care? Secretly I do!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na poo.
Back to my grub, what should I eat?
Some chicken, fish, eggs or maybe some meat?
I like my steak still red and really quite lean
and that will take us down to line sixteen!

God, this is longer than I expected,
To those who have done longer, I should have respected
it's not as easy as it seems, its really quite hard
and just for the ladies, I will mention Frank Lampard
Right, thats it, I've had enough - my belly is rumbling
and I think this poem, really is tumbling
Please give me a shout if you want any more
But for now, the last line is number twenty four.




Yaaaaaas.

[S4B]

Very good honey - hope you have a good lunch although it's a little early for lunch isn't it?

[Zoot]

This is quite a little poetry cafe we've got going on here...
What was the poem from So I married an axe murderer?

Woman, Wo-man...

[foot-loose]

Very good honey - hope you have a good lunch although it's a little early for lunch isn't it?

I've not had my breakfast yet - i'm just up.



Oh ive not had my breakfast yet, I am just up
I'm not even dressed, I am a bad pup
Ach well, its alright, I was working late last night
I thought about swearing here, but that wouldn't be right!

[S4B]

I'm not dressed either I'm really a slob
I'm tired from doing my wonderful job
How about a new rule for this glorious thread
No rhyming no posting or we cut you dead

So all of the posts here must be set in verse
No need to try hard, for better or worse
We'll answer all posts with a rhyme and a wink
I think its a good plan, now what do you think?

[foot-loose]

Piss, piss, piss, piss I think its piss
Although you will notice that I am rhyming with this
At some point we will have to stop and draw the line
And I am beginning to thing, now is that time.

[Boboff]

There may be a problem with some on this forum
They would not be able to understand the decorum
That to rhyme in this thread
Requires a pretty big head
And if you set rules, most with ignore them

[Ballbag]

I'm tired from doing my wonderful job

You've done it again, you've mention the W
Just try one more time and I'll get you in trouble you
have been warned now again, so please try to stop
cos it's getting quite boring, and over the top.

[S4B]

But rhyming is fun and addictive to do
To all those verse haters let us say POO
More like a suggestion than a strict rule
a vote could be done for the posts in this pool

My rhyming is lacking I'm still half asleep
I lay half the night just counting some sheep
I need more of the drug that keeps me awake
so send me a coffee, no sugar I take

[Boboff]

This really could be seen as self flatulation
I bit like this morning, my daily masturbation
I really should get some work done
But it's boring, id rather be out in the sun
I suspect that we are getting tired of this now
Have you seen Viv, she a silly sausage

[foot-loose]

*clears throat*

Leisure - William Henry Davies

What is this life if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.

No time to stand beneath the boughs
And stare as long as sheep or cows.

No time to see, when woods we pass,
Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass.

No time to see, in broad daylight,
Streams full of stars, like skies at night.

No time to turn at Beauty's glance,
And watch her feet, how they can dance.

No time to wait till her mouth can
Enrich that smile her eyes began.

A poor life this is if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.


Thats what we should be writing!

[Ballbag]

Hang on here people, can we just go back and acknowledge the fact that I so cleverly managed to rhyme the letter "W" into a poem?

Now that's pretty impressive you have to agree.

[S4B]

I'm tired from doing my wonderful job

You've done it again, you've mention the W
Just try one more time and I'll get you in trouble you
have been warned now again, so please try to stop
cos it's getting quite boring, and over the top.

Mr Bagfer sir so sorry am I
To think of a rhyme I had to try
The only thing that rhymed with slob
made me mention my blessed job

If I do it again you have my permission
To spank me quite hard and without retribution
So what do you think of my new little rule
To reply not in verse makes you look like a fool?

[Zoot]

This thread is has laughs by the Ton
and I have many more rhymes to give
There's no-one trying to spoil our fun
speaking of which, what happened to Viv?

Foot-Loose has Illusions of Grandure
He thinks we can all rhyme like a poet
You see nothing much rhymes the word Grandure
So I've ruined this rhyme, and I know it

[foot-loose]

Ahh, Zooty was trying to be clever
And make his thing rhyme with grandeur
Was that gonna happen? Never.
I know I can prove this for sure.

So what else could rhyme with grandeur?
I think we should all have a look
On his fields, the farmer spreads manure
And I still rhyme "put" with "Zoot".