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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#287212
anyone who describes themselves as "mad" should be put in the same padded cells as those who refer to themselves as "wacky" and "crazee"
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By S4B
#287214
You gonna visit when they put me there? You'd miss me!
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By Boboff
#287297
I like Waterstones "W" I like book shops, I like the coffee shops they have, I can see the corporate sence in it and I enjoy it ( tell the wife your going to choose a few books, pick the ones you want in 10 secs and then have a coffee on your own, like being a student again, but kids to hide from) I haven't seen slut describe herself as crazee ! so gas dog leave my slut out of it [ Yuddie, still love you most !]
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By S4B
#287300
Aw thanks Boboff! I like being your slut! xx
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#287301
she described herself as mad.
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By Boboff
#287305
slut4books wrote:Aw thanks Boboff! I like being your slut! xx


you made a fudge packer happy !
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By S4B
#287308
Yay!! I love making people happy! It's my mission in life! (well that and to soften up Gaspode!)
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By Boboff
#287313
You want to harden him up, Slut !
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By S4B
#287317
Now there's an idea! What do you think Doggie?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#287321
how much do you charge?
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By Boboff
#287326
Go in a bit more subtle, and you could get it for free, and actually you might enjoy it !
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By S4B
#287327
Free to worthwhile causes! I like to donate to charity!
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#287329
We should have a telethon for me.
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By Boboff
#287330
You a proper slut! That is an awfull term sorry, appreciate your only overdoing your collective parts, vaseline helps
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By S4B
#287332
I really am! lol! Baby oil is more fun than vaseline!
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By Boboff
#287336
You so funny, gas man, take it on, !

Slut, it's time for my bed, but thank you for this evening, have a good day would you.
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By S4B
#287339
Nite Boboff! Sweet dreams!
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#287340
vaseline scares me slightly.
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By S4B
#287345
Hmmm a proper man doesn't need it!
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By Boboff
#287348
You do if you want a wanc and your a bit pisses
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#287350
surely with vaseline you end up with a black eye?
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By S4B
#287351
ah well being a girl I wouldn't know about that!
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#287353
well you could be giving the blokes a black eye....
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By Boboff
#287354
Hmm, no, it's about lack of friction when a friend plays with you, it saves moving you know, and you can keep your eyes shut !

I think I am getting old ! night !
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By Peter
#287356
its a small world