[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Twiglets are what I imagine caterpillars poos to look like. Pepperami are snakes.

[Vivienne]

I think you'd look like a tattie, gas.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I did sue the makers of Mr Potato Head.

[Zoot]

I did sue the makers of Mr Potato Head.

On the plus side, if you were ever wanted by the police, think of the money they'd save on a identi-kit!

[Vivienne]

another irritation is WAITING on people to sign letters... and waiting... and waiting for what could have been done in 2 minutes !! but no, it just took 10.

[Boboff]

So it's not just us that annoys you then ?

Perhaps you should just try and take the hint.

*Cue random pointless and agressive responsive from Viv*


* oh with a smiley face*



* Oh yeah, and then contradicted directly by her 3 posts later*


* oh, and also then taken as offensive, and cause for upset*


* then come back and say, been outside, had a sleep, had a injection, started my period, as a defence mechanism to explain daft behaviour*

* PM to main protagonist sharing her reason for being such a tit*

* answer PM in supportive way, then recieve reply completely missing the point*

* please start again from the top, if you pass go do not collect £200*

[Vivienne]

I'm allowed to change my mind.. I'm a chick

[Boboff]

*Cue random pointless and agressive responsive from Viv*

Two out of three ain't bad

[S4B]

another irritation is WAITING on people to sign letters... and waiting... and waiting for what could have been done in 2 minutes !! but no, it just took 10.

Just forge their sigs!

[Vivienne]

good idea ! cheers ! the only problem is if they get sent back !!

[S4B]

Not gonna happen that often! Then you can say they must've been talking when they signed so didn't pay any attention to what they were signing. Which can start a whole conversation about reading everything you sign and you can act superior!

[Vivienne]

great stuff

[S4B]

thought you'd like it!

[Adam]

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