[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Its easy really isn't it?

Once there was a place called Chrismoyles.net,
most of its inhabitants were unfeasibly wet,
they search their brains for humour and wisdom,
but most of the time give you an aneurysm,

Theres many dull folk like Viv and Console,
but its hard to be fun when you are on the dole,
it could be worse you could be Yudster,
her halo is slipping its losing its lustre,

then theres the old folk like Kendra and Topher,
who don't really rhyme so heres Gordon the Gopher,
meep meep meep meep, meep meep meep,
don't let Quincy near any of your sheep,

theres going to be some whose noses are out of joint,
because their names aren't in this dross they'll ask whats the point?
well like bag for balls and slut4books, footloose and boboff,
you know what you can do... you can just f....

[S4B]

Lol! Doesn't scan properly! Try again, Iambic pentameter this time?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

its the way you are reading it.

[S4B]

hmmmmmmmmmm what accent should I be using?

[kendra k]

it's like limmericks, yeah?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

hmmmmmmmmmm what accent should I be using?

its got nothing to do with accent. also iambic pentameter isn't the only method.

[S4B]

nope, 5 lines in a limerick the first second and fifth rhyme and the third and fouth rhyme....... god I'm a loser!

[S4B]

its got nothing to do with accent. also iambic pentameter isn't the only method.

It was just a suggestion to enhance the beauty of the verse!

[foot-loose]

after all your moaning about my rhyming and you come out with that??!!!11

[kendra k]

you're just bummed because he disses you.

[foot-loose]

you're just bummed because he disses you.

Gutted I am.

Gutted.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I'm like a more relevant Eminem.

[DemonHorse]

you mean as opposed to rapping about sluts and vicodine, you're doing stuff about pies and forum members

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Spot on Mr DemonHorse. I am also obese and tiresome.

[Yudster]

Pies? Where are the pies?

I like your poem, it rhymes (apart from "Yudster" and "lustre", forcing that one a bit) and with a bit of effort it scanned well too. All brilliant literature requires a certain amount of effort apparently.

[DemonHorse]

Not in his example above, but I bet there is something in other works. A very Northern rapper

[foot-loose]

Personally, the highlight was the shoehorning of Gordon the Gopher in there. And the meep meep meep line was reminicant of Mr Moyles's World Cup Song from last summer.

Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi,
here is a song we really can enjoy

[Boboff]

boboff and * off, where would you be without me
In a field, in a tree house or even in a teepee
with gaspose on the sofa, yudster back at work
baggies off for a bit, I think Consoles gone for a jerk

Bank holiday weather, the rain just has stopped
pavements steamy, cricket over, westindies fuc*ed
Back to work on tuesday, best get an early night
Eastenders, Corrie, Panorama, ** load of shite

[Ballbag]

There once was a chap called Gaspode,
Who's failings at poetry showed.
His rhyming was poor,
And the subjects obscure.
Not to mention his scanning which blowed.

The end.

[Vivienne]

Two roads diverged in a wood.... and I,
I took the one less travelled by...
That has made all the difference (Robert Frost).

Beautiful.

[Vivienne]

hmmm.... I don't smell of heather... more of Dove soap this morning - lol.

[Ballbag]

Hmmm dubious rhyming of clever with heather. Questionable scanning too. I give it 6.5 out of 10.

[Vivienne]

I give it BUG ALL.

[Boboff]

There was a young poster called Charlottie
She was fit, a veritable tottie
She called Viv a Div
and Viv with Liv iD
Now I am waiting on Marks from the Baggie

[Ballbag]

Div with Livid? (plus "Viv with Livid" don't really make sense) Too rushed I feel Bloboff, I think you should take more time over your work. I mark you a 2.5 out of 10, and I expect an improved version on my desk by Monday. Now go away and think about what you've done.