- Fri May 25, 2007 2:13 pm
#286487
I can't do nuts, I'm allergic you see. I have an anecdote about it too, and I shall share with all those who care to read, the setting is in a bar in Paris........ I've just ordered a beer, and I noticed that the bar man filled up the bowls of peanuts with his hands before passing me the drink...... the conversation that ensued when roughly thusly (he spoke English)
Me: "Excuse me, do you mind pouring my drink into a clean glass, this one smells of peanuts and I'm allergic to nuts."
Him: "What did you say?"
Me: "You touched peanuts before pouring my drink, and this glass smells of it and if I drink from it I will get a sore throat."
Him: "I did no such thing." *he sniffs the glass* "And there is no smell."
Me: "Well there is to me. I saw you touch them before you touched my glass, so I can't drink from it."
Him: (getting very angry) "How dare you say such things about me, I did no such thing. "
Me: (getting worried by his anger) "I am really sorry but I saw you do it, and I can smell it, do you mind just changing the glass for me, and washing your hands first?"
His following outburst cleared up the "confusion" that we appeared to be having, he lent over and talked to the waiter in the bar (I've made up his name as I can't remember it)
Him: "Hey Jean-Claude, this English man thinks I am an animal, he says that he saw me here behind the bar touch my penis before touching his glass. "
Within a minute the confusion was resolved, he laughed about it, I laughed but felt uneasy, and I was soon settled down with my free glass of peanut and penis free beer.
The End
I'm only 29 by the way.