Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:dont be a soft arse. we dont apologise around here.
viv did, and I am always sorry !
Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.
Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.
Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.
Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.
Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.
Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.
Deadly wrote:Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....
You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.
boboff wrote:Carol, what a munter !
boboff wrote:Is that your mum Gas ?
foot-loose wrote:I have a feeling I am going to be vastly dissappointed.
I have been every other year!
Holy Moly wrote:So we have:
* Two Minipops ("To avoid more controversy our first two contestants are twins dressed up as Paedophile Fantasy Wank material")
* 1 Old lesbian
* Rupaul ( Charley has a tattoo of HER OWN NAME on her arm. Just so the guys know what they're dry-humping up against the bar in some club bogs).
o Q:How can she have the tits of a 40 year old?
o A:When you have half of Aston Villa hanging off the ends
* Wurzel Gummidge on E or the Witch from Charlton and the Wheelies, take yer pick. GYAC love, there aren't any E's in there.
* Chanel(le) dressed in New Look
* A hybrid of Narinder and last year's Sam. With the most amazing Bingo Wings.
* A Tory who has just discovered indie Music (Peaches Geldof it is then). NME - this is who is buying your magazine.
* Welsh Beth Ditto using gravy browning for foundation and wearing Kylie's bra, with the most ridiculous breasts on God's earth (not including Leah from last year obv). She's a really good cook - yet sadly no-one else gets the chance to find out.
* Shilpa Shetty By a strange co-incidence the complete opposite of Shilpa Shetty. Nil-points Shetty.
o "If she can sleep with one celebrity, she'd sleep with Calum Best". Well you'll achieve at least one thing in your life. Well done.
* Millie Tant with the voice of Alan Sugar. I've just been sick.
It is obviously going to be brilliant.