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By Vivienne
#285356
bottle o' wine please ...
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By claradooblue
#285426
Bank holiday's going to be sunny apparently. Pub will need a barbeque.
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By Zoot
#286409
I've got to drive down to Cardiff tonight to take some friends to the Airport. Gotta be there by 9.00.
Talk about picking the worst possible time to have to drive to Cardiff - the Friday before Bank Holiday, AND the half term break... Motorway's gonna be heaving...
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By foot-loose
#286410
Now how did you get yourself roped into that one?
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By Zoot
#286412
*Rant on*
My Bloody Girlfriend, she say's "Oh, your going on Holiday, don't get a taxi, we'll take you! (Translation - "When I say 'we'll take you,' I actually mean Zoot will drive, that means I can chat to you for the entire journey about hot rugby players and girly things that zoot won't be interested in in the slightest while we go through a big bag of giant Buttons and listen to my Dirty Dancing soundtrack and forget about the bloody big tail back we're stuck in while heworries about the car overheating. Then on the way back I can fall asleep while he navigates his way back in the dark to the motorway...)"
*Rant Off*

we offered.
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By Yudster
#286413
But the Dirty Dancing soundtack is brilliant.
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By Zoot
#286415
Yudster wrote:But the Dirty Dancing soundtack is brilliant.


Yea, apparently so. :?
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By Yudster
#286416
foot-loose wrote:Now how did you get yourself roped into that one?


And for free!!!! At least you insist on getting paid...........
By Ballbag
#286417
Think of the brown-eye points you'll be racking up Zoot my man.
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By Zoot
#286418
Yudster wrote:
foot-loose wrote:Now how did you get yourself roped into that one?


And for free!!!! At least you insist on getting paid...........


Well, she giving me £20 for fuel, and apparently Beer may be involved.
The worse thing is we have to pick them up next week. They land at 7am...
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By Yudster
#286419
Eeep.
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By foot-loose
#286420
Zoot wrote:
Yudster wrote:But the Dirty Dancing soundtack is brilliant.


Yea, apparently so. :?

And you say buttons are on the cards... when do you leave?

Yudster wrote:And for free!!!! At least you insist on getting paid...........

I will now also take chocolate buttons.
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By Yudster
#286421
Giant chocolate buttons, don't forget.
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By Zoot
#286423
Bag for balls wrote:Think of the brown-eye points you'll be racking up Zoot my man.


I'm thinking more of the Beer I'll be racking up, to be honest.

I don't even like Chocolate buttons...
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By foot-loose
#286425
the bigger the better yuds ;)


On a slightly wetter note - its started hailstones here! Its nearly June for heavens sake!
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By Vivienne
#286427
wot' s with the "chocolate buttons" thing.. is this code for something?
By Ballbag
#286428
No, brown-eye points...... like brownie points, but you can cash them in for something else. wink wink, nudge nudge...... say no more.
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By foot-loose
#286430
Zoot wrote:I don't even like Chocolate buttons...

Pah - whats wrong with them?

Although, I wouldnt recommend having them in a car - messy business altogether.
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By Zoot
#286431
Bag for balls wrote:No, brown-eye points...... like brownie points, but you can cash them in for something else. wink wink, nudge nudge...... say no more.


What? Brown eye?...........

Ohhhhhhhhhhh

*giggles like a school boy*
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By Vivienne
#286432
I'll try some buttons too then.
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By Zoot
#286433
Viv wrote:wot' s with the "chocolate buttons" thing.. is this code for something?


No code, they are my Mrs's Road snack of choice.

And I agree with Footy on this one, for traveling sweets, you can't beat Imperial Mints
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By Yudster
#286435
Who is Mrs Road?
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By Vivienne
#286436
I'm a wine gum gal personally.
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By Vivienne
#286437
Ha! Ha! yuds, he's obviously thinking of the motorway !
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By claradooblue
#286439
Barley sugars, or those sweets that come in a tin, covered in icing sugar.
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