[Boboff]

Funny this, well not, but hey, today we were making some Onion Confit, which does smell of, well onion, and I happened to Parp at my desk, I was quite discusted when I could smell it about 10 minutes later when someone came in to speak to me, I then left the Office and went into the factory, and thought Christ Boboff that one is lingering a bit, it was only then I realised it wasn't me it was the chutney!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I was quite smelly today as well. Is it that time of the month?

[Yudster]

Funny this, well not, but hey, today we were making some Onion Confit, which does smell of, well onion, and I happened to Parp at my desk, I was quite discusted when I could smell it about 10 minutes later when someone came in to speak to me, I then left the Office and went into the factory, and thought Christ Boboff that one is lingering a bit, it was only then I realised it wasn't me it was the chutney!

So basically you are making and selling onion marmalade that smells of farts? Nice.

[Boboff]

Yes, I can only describe the smell as "old mans socks" or Parp's when you have had too much meat.
When I used to cook this product, I would have to strip off in the Porsch, porch I mean, the porsh was a different story, and even after a Dettol bath and a shower I could still smell sweaty Bagfers on my hands.

Yuk

[Walter Sobchak]

I went into the schools kitchen yard today and remarked "Who's Guffed?" one of the cooks said "right, thats it!" and marched back inside...
The other cook there said you're the 3rd person to say that, but it's the beef curry!
I had to go and apologise

[S4B]

Go take a hammer to it them it has a reason to go off!

[foot-loose]

After several hours of that - I will be able to sympathise.

Plus, you will learn its little idiosyncrasies: How often it goes off, does it have a certain cycle to it etc.

[MK Chris]

I actually am thinking about setting it on fire.

Yeah, sometimes the border is blurred between Essex and Kent.

[S4B]

Just do it lottie! I'll send you my pink zippo to start it!

[MK Chris]

But Essex influence has clearly crossed the border.

[foot-loose]

The Thames has stopped?

Its not been on the news...

[S4B]

Why don't you own any white stilettos? They appear to be very much back in fashion!

[MK Chris]

Im very much a Kent girl. Trust me on that, I don't own a single pair of white stilettos. Don't have anything against Essex though, its just clear to see theres a different. Essex is fun and Kent is snobby. Then again I'm not a snob. I don't belong in the South East I think.

Yes but you see you said you'd like to torch a car. I was insinuating that that is a common occurrence in Essex, which happens to be next door to Kent.

[S4B]

I think it's a common occurance in most counties!

[MK Chris]

Yes but I was stereotyping. You're not helping, I'm trying to explain the rationale behind my post to Charlalottie.

[Yudster]

Yes but I was stereotyping. You're not helping, I'm trying to explain the rationale behind my post to Charlalottie.

Having trouble Topher?! I'm an Essex girl and on the whole I know for a fact that your stereotype belongs only in the South of the county - but this is somewhat ruined by the fact that a car was torched outside my house a few weeks ago. At least it wasn't mine. Although come to think about it......

[MK Chris]

Ha somehow I imagine you're not a stereotypical Essex girl.

[Boboff]

What you mean she doesn't turn the light off after sex by closing the door on the car ?

[foot-loose]

Her mum says "if your not in bed by ten then you better get yourself home quick madam!"

[Yudster]

You're right, I'm not the Essex stereotype at all. I even design and make some of my own clothes. My favourite is the silk jacket with the reinforced pockets which are created specifically to hold a half bottle of vodka in each.

[Vivienne]

Have never answered this one : lifes irritations : domestic stuff... and the time it takes more to the point. Traffic jams, or more to the point, having the patience to SIT in traffic jams. Rude people. Local radio. Marmalade.

[MK Chris]

Marmite is nice. Cheese and Marmite sandwiches are nice.

[Vivienne]

think I'm gonna be sick ...

[Zoot]

Marmite is nice. Cheese and Marmite sandwiches are nice.

I have that for lunch today!

[foot-loose]

Marmite is simply wrong. As are twiglets.