Off-topic chat. May contain offensive language or images.
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By foot-loose
#285517
jizzed while chutney ferreting? Sounds painful.



Love wee.
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By claradooblue
#285528
Probably would be. Ask the Prince himself.
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By Quincy
#285541
dont make me do this

*
shit
wank
bollocks
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By SAV1OUR
#285546
This is a very interesting thread when you click on it from the main page, may more threads be this way :)
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By Yudster
#285552
Quincy wrote:dont make me do this

*
shit
wank
bollocks


I didn't make you do that but how did you do that?
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By Quincy
#285554
my secrets will never be revealed
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By foot-loose
#285555
he's being smart and putting bbcode in the word.

Everyone ready for this btw...

*

**hits preview**

see!
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By Yudster
#285557
Geeks.
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By Quincy
#285559
thats well naughty!

it actually is im very sorry and swearing is wrong
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By Yudster
#285561
I'm trying to give it up. It is surprisingly difficult.

Jodie Marsh - met her, she's nasty. Jordan - met her - well, met Katie Price anyway - she was nice. Scarily tiny person. Didn't realise how minute she is. Apart from the enormous gazongers of course.
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By SAV1OUR
#285562
I can do it in my own way * wánk shíte twát. Yeah I too can 'get my geek on' on some occasions.
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By timp
#285564
theres so much * swearing in this thread
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By foot-loose
#285568
See, I have some respect for Jordan, she at least gets how it works.

Jodie Marsh seems to think she is deserves something. Jordan / Katie works damn hard I think.
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By timp
#285573
thats a nice description- 'love pillows'
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By DemonHorse
#285576
Goatse Bukkakke
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#285585
I'm very disappointed no one went to look up munging....
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By Yudster
#285657
We were all too scared. Abd I can't believe I just got away with a celeb-name-drop and you have nothing to say about it! Are you ill, Gaspode?
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By MK Chris
#285663
Jordan is quite clearly a lot more intelligent than she makes out.
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By claradooblue
#285670
God knows how she puts up with Peter Andre though.
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By DemonHorse
#285674
Topher wrote:Jordan is quite clearly a lot more intelligent than she makes out.


I don't know about more intelligent, but she certainly knows how to get Media attention... either that or she has a bloody brilliant agent.
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By Boboff
#285682
And big Waps
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By Vivienne
#285711
I like Jodie a lot... she gets put down a lot. Jordan gives me the creeps. Yuck.
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By Vivienne
#285717
I felt at my most sorry for her in the bb house, cos of Mr P. Burns (!!).